Roberto C. Tobar

Old and tired. Mostly just tired.

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Meningitis At Work. #SickBands @midnight

[Mike Sgroi @MikeSgroi21]

Don’t tell me the Knicks got away with one. They’re owed so many calls at this point.

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

The way I see it…they not only beat the Spurs…they beat the refs…they beat the brass…they just beat the entire damn system. And how f-ing sweet it is. All of it. #Knicks #NewYorkChampions #KnicksTape #NBAchampions2026

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

YEEEEESSS! OH HELL YES!! Yes, @nyknicks…YES!!! #Knicks #GoKnicksGo #GoNewYorkGoNewYorkGo #KnicksNBAChamps #SuckItNBA #WeHaveBeatenTheSystem 🏀🏀🎉🎉

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

@NCSMuldoon On the one hand I’d like that too, but on the other…I kind of want to see them clinch it on the Spurs’ court in the next game. Humiliate the Spurs the way they humiliated the Knicks at MSG for the title in ‘99.

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

@danjperlman Well, dang… they actually found a way!

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Holy. Moly. Wow. My God, @NYKnicks. Never in a million years…I just…wow. #LetsGoKnicks #SuckItNBA #OneWinAway 🏀🏀

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

@RealChrisCal The way things are going right now, I’d have to say Adam Silver might be giving him a run for his money.

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Knicks can’t beat the refs

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Well. #TheFixIsIn #TheRefsSuck #FireTheRefs #InvestigateTheNBA #NBAFinals #Knicks #LetsGoKnicks #KnicksVsSpurs

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Man. @HofstraMBB was there for a while, even winning it at one point…but in the end, it just wasn’t meant to be.

Thanks for a great season, #HofstraPride. Hope you get back to the big dance again (much) sooner than later. #NCAAtournament #NCAAtournament2026 🏀🏀

[New York Revival @NewYorkRevival]

Sam Darnold, Leonard Williams. Julian Love.

Super Bowl Champs.

If you know a Jets or Giants fan, check in on them.

#JetUp #NYGiants
#SuperBowlLX

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Happy #SuperBowlLX night! Or if you don’t do that kind of stuff, then happy halftime concert/new commercial watching night!

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Congratulations, @Giants! Yet again you have managed to suck at sucking. Almost like you enjoy mediocrity year after year… #NYG #NYGiants #meaninglesswin #dontknowhowtotankproperly #whenwillitallend #whyus

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

We really are about to have an 8-9 team from the #NFCSouth go to the #NFL playoffs. That is just some wild stuff.

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Dec 12, 2025, 11:15PM ET, 8th Ave & W. 33rd St at #NYC Penn Station entrance. Let the record show that yours truly just suffered his first Last Christmasing of the year. Just got wham!-med. #itwasagoodrun

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

*#NYGiants winning the whole game*

Me: Wow! Who are these guys?

*Giants blow lead and lose in OT again*

Me: Oh yeah, totally forgot. They’re the @Giants.

#whyus #NYGvsDET #endthedamnseasonalready

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

If there were yoga classes set to Nine Inch Nails songs, would the signature move be the Downward Spiral Dog?

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

Gotta say, you had me worried, @Giants…I thought you’d become a competent, winning team. Good to see you still know how to lose. #whatajoke #NYG #NYGiants #endthedamnseasonalready #whendopitchersandcatchersreport

[Roberto C. Tobar @rtobar83]

@MusicChoice Fine, but all I ask is that you -please- do not axe that channel there. Thank you.