Matt Gaetz’s Hair

It’s no wonder Matt is so very very famous. I wake up like this. Every. Day. I’d like to see POTUSH pull that off. #AuburnAllure #blessed

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FAkkkkke!! First of all, don’t try to copy me. Second of all, no gray hair? Ya right. Ronny douches you in hair dye. Word of advice, don’t try to outshine Ron’s disturbing obesity.

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@MattGaetzCellM8 @RonJohnsonsSoul @TedCruzPoodle @RepMattGaetz @mattgaetz @MattGaetzLiver @mattgaetz4head @MSrectum And hair

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An oldie but a goodie. Some days, I just inspire

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@antonquasimodo @RepMattGaetz Every one of them is perfect 😍

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Well I’ve been thinking about what hair style juries like most. No reason in particular, just wondering randomly. Any suggestions? Chocolate Hurricane or Grizzly maybe? @RepMattGaetz

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@RepMattGaetz Take it from me- good movement is priceless with the right form and color

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@djconnel @JohnPaceWrites @ericgarland @ltanner70 Hate the player, not the mane

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@survival_crimes @mtgreenee @AOC @mattgaetz Forgiven

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Worst invasive species: gray hairs. @mattgaetz

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Wrong wrong wrong. I’d never look like I just slept with a hot air balloon. @mattgaetz @ColinJost-hair

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@mattgaetz4head @math_tacos @SidesLeft From you? Meeeeee! Haha

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@mattgaetz4head @math_tacos @SidesLeft Phew- I was afraid I’d make a bad appearance. Good thing you and I are so close

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@ericleer @jbtruth1 @mattgaetz Hahaha, never, bro. I’ll buzz cut or go all alopecia on myself first.

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@BethLeftyLeft @CaslerNoel It’s a party in here. Maybe one day I can put a hat on and sneak you in

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@ommalloy @MeMilo Not my best picture, either :/

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@WSJ Is there such a thing as hair biometrics? Say yes.

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@RepEscobar @Acosta Make sure you talk about your amazing hair. I’m in luuuuuv

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@Acosta I use Cuban cigars for rollers. Perfect shape every time, and then I smell like a mix of rum, ocean, and diesel.

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(I opened many doors for you with this one, trolls. Get creative.)

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Some days, more is more and more. Welcome to Grizzly! @mattgaetz Big volume in all directions. Uniformity. Conveying a feeling of “omnivore” without eating out of dumpsters. Keep the bear spray in your pants, everyone.