Matt HClaw (Parody, dont ban me free speech man)

Dad of 1, Poker player, Sacramento Kings, Oakland Athletics and Miami Dolphins fan, Survivor watcher, Beard Grower. he/him. #BlackLivesMatter #StopAsianHate

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@JayVoSr @theblockspot Reggie Miller was 35 too

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@penny15club I wish he said “my Knicks in four” but this is still iconic.

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If you ever get a small glimmer hope that everything is just fine, consider that most people believe this person is intelligent.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@nypost I agree that she is beautiful, but casting a Black woman to play a White woman in a foundational work of European literature is no more right than casting a White man to play Shaka Zulu!

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@MattInfante They obviously never were taking Downs

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@dwightjaynes Kings have played significantly better without those guys straight up.

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

treveyon bouta drop a banger bible quote about adultery

[U. Perkins, Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

I think monetizing Twitter was the worst thing that ever happened on this app. People used to say things for the love of the game, not for money.

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Those of us who actually completed a Sac State education know better. This is the Arizona State in him, obviously.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨#Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse.”

“You think CTE is a real thing?”

Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse.”

Skattebo, 24, also believes asthma is an excuse.

“Yeah, just literally breathe air.”

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I look forward to future generations watching this clip in order to get some sense of how proudly stupid the self-proclaimed Great Men of our time actually were

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Me: My country is in a clown car being driven over a cliff into a tire fire.

My Algorithm: Would you like an afternoon of 90s NBA clips set to classic rock music?

Me: <wiping tear> Yeah, that’d be nice. That’d be nice.

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@BenchHighlights Beno Udrih stat.

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@NotScotBoras @CarmichaelDave It’s an asset like a nickel is an asset. Now Devin Carter can play his way into value. Schroeder was the one taking away mins. Hunter can still be traded next season or be a piece in the rebuild. This trade was fine. The lack of others is the problem.

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@o_a_khan There’s a big gap between 2 and 3 too.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

Calling out the hypocrisy is useless because they never believed in the idea we all have the same rights as them, because they do not believe we are equal. Only they have rights.

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

KEY FACT

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@schadjoe Team wouldn’t have won regardless of quarterbacks in these eras

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@BillSimmons @Mishbia15 Did you get action down here Bill?

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@krishcoughran I love JJJ but if this trade happens I promise to finally throw in the towel on this franchise. This would be the new worst trade in Kings history and that’s hard to accomplish. The LaVine contract is awful, so so bad. It’s not this bad.

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@dab415217 @schadjoe Yes the math would not change because of this particular outcome.