Matt Helm

Dem🗽 MAGAs & Progs Will Be Treated With Equal Contempt Ret Naval Aviator ⚓️Go Tribe, not Guardians ⚾️ 🇮🇹🇮🇱

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@billmaher @KidRock I see a pattern, it’s the same one that @MSNBC @CBSEveningNews went through. Meet with Trump then suck his dick! Your audience isn’t dumb like MAGA. Do you expect anyone to fall for the bullshit you just dished out? Turns out weed is bad for your brain!

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump They should sell it anyway, why would anyone want to invest in a couple of loons?

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@PopCrave So much for the tolerant generation, what a bunch of hypocrites. News flash, that really is her face. With or without the makeup, they resemble each other tremendously. So what’s the problem? What a bunch of loons🤡

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@billmaher @RealTimers Speaking of bullshit. Did you seriously call Elomia one of the greatest engineers of our time? Are you fucking kidding me?! He’s literally invented exactly NOTHING! JFC man, lay off the weed for a day or two

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@RealTimers @CaseyMeansMD @mkhammer @ChrisCuomo @billmaher She was actually dumber than I was hoping she’d be

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@Frankfr0mOH @TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie I couldn’t agree more. If the evangelicals would have just kept their faith to themselves, we wouldn’t have had the Civil War, JimCrow, prohibition, civil rights movement, Roe v. Wade and generally treating women like filth. Spot on buddy. 🙄

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie This was the last straw for me. I don’t want to turn on the national news and hear nonsense like this from one of their anchors. I’m officially moving my brain over to @CBSMornings and @CBSEveningNews. They don’t engage in sick fantasies

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@RepMTG Probably the most feeble attempt to project intellect in recent history. What a clown 🤡

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@hartgoat @Travis_in_Flint Haha! Was the jury in on it too? 🥸

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@Travis_in_Flint He’ll be writing that check very soon. Liens are a real bitch 🤣

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@elonmusk You’re an undeniable twit. #RupertJunior

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@RepMTG @AlinaHabba Maybe he’ll think twice before raping someone and then badmouthing her again. Maybe.

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@KassiesDad Duh

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@MattWallace888 You are a true believer 🤡🌈

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@DiscussingFilm Oh, the irony! I guess the fantasy of a gay Ryan was way too hard to overcome for the academy. For a group of people who are singularly obsessed with inclusion, they have proven there is always room for misogyny. Absolutely disgusting. #Oscars2024 #Barbie

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@billmaher Here’s a good one. A Jew and an Irishman sit down for a discussion and say the most horrifically stupid things, about a very dangerous man…New Rules, kick your guests in the nuts when they start talking insanity. @AriMelber @sullydish

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@RpsAgainstTrump I think the answer is obvious

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@thehill And they’re correct.

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@foodgod @andischl Except, he’s not wrong

[Matt Helm @MattHelm1967]

@andischl At least 40% are, Yes.