Matt Himple

Doing my best to follow Christ and be a good father, husband, friend and person.

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@MnDOTMetro @CityOfLakeville @BurnsvilleMN @DakotaCountyMN @Devin_S_

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@BurnsvilleMN @haley_alysia

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

UPS Strike is going to make @Target pick-up CRAZY!

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

One of the key bits when someone underestimates your power, is not to announce it to them. #HighGround

[Danny Freed @Danny_Freed]

Are you kidding me @AirCanada??
My group of 26 TEENAGERS is stranded in Toronto because you cancelled our flight to MSP tonight and the best you can do is rebook for TUESDAY? Unbelievable.
Someone DM me and fix this NOW.

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@BWWingsCares I don't understand why I have to PAY to use my free rewards with a takeout fee? I greatly appreciate you making my meal, but charging me to take it home?

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@CrumblCookies ✋🏻 Recovery on the couch, what a bummer weekend!

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@McDonalds, Grimace: I loved meeting you years ago!

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

How many Band-Aids on kids are for actual injury versus just wanting one on for any random but seemingly particular reason?

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

Hoping to hear back from @TargetCareers today! Feeling excited for a new role, back in retail, leading a team of technicians to greater heights! #JobSearch

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

You know it's officially summer when your butter is spreadable right from the dish the counter!

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

We had an actual weather blizzard just over a week ago. Today is an 80° day and the @DairyQueen Blizzard is $1. #Minnesota

[CATAN - Official @settlersofcatan]

It is with profound sadness that we at CATAN Studio acknowledge the passing of Klaus Teuber, legendary game designer and creator of the beloved board game CATAN. Our hearts go out to Klaus' family during this incredibly difficult time.

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

The passive aggressive "did you have something to add" to actually tell someone they forgot they're not on mute is so @IndignantMN it's upsetting.

[Cory Johnson @coryljohnson]

Want to sit here for the @Twins home opener on April 6th? Retweet for your chance win a pair of tickets! Winners selected on April 3rd. #MNTwins

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

"The french fries were yellow and delicious!"

Yup, he's my son.

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

First day in new pair of @GRIP6_ socks. My feet couldn't be happier!

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We're investigating a potential issue with multiple Microsoft 365 services. Additional details can be found via https://t.co/AEUj8ujDVl, or under MO525043 in the admin center, if accessible.

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

@mnstateparks @MCVmag @MommyHimps

[Matt Himple @MattHimple]

Being married with kids is seeing who can get the last diaper in the genie without having to replace the bag.