MattIRL

Refusing to call this X since 2023

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

This World Series has got nothing on that Padres Brewers NLDS series so far IMO. Hope the Rays figure out a way to make it interesting.

[rich @rich_roberts]

Ripped this off the Tok because the broadcast clip doesn’t do it justice and cut away from Fernando flipping the ball out of his glove, but just *listen* to the crowd groan when he does it lmao. All timer.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

Padres won’t ruin my birthday this year! 🥳

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

After 50 minutes I was disconnected and taken to a survey. We start again.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

What’s the longest you’ve ever had to wait while a Customer Service rep looks into your ticket for you? I’m at almost 45 minutes of on hold with @ray_ban and waiting. Josh is still “looking into it.” Insane, but I’m not giving up.

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@halsey @AdamDamnLazzara @TBSOfficial I had a feeling on Monday they were up to something....

But this is even cooler then expected.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

The size of the smile that this brought to my face y'all...

@halsey with @AdamDamnLazzara of @TBSOfficial 👏👏👏

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

Yes, Regal has normal commercials and previews during the Stranger Things screenings. Ugh.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

@JasonBNott @TurkishAirlines @Trip What a crazy story man. @TK_HelpDesk can you help this man get to his wedding? He’s a pretty great musician. Maybe if you help him out he’ll sing “I Wanna Grow Old With You” on the intercom and Billy Idol will cheer. Or maybe not. Either way, we’d like him to get to his wedding.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

Every day at the park is a battle between the off leash dogs and the children going 25mph on mini motorcycles

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

@nickelpin I didn't realize when I asked you for a mask in the exhibit hall on Sunday that you were the famous nickelpin! You're the best. Thank you.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

@PlayOverwatch My kingdom for just a single, close, well-matched game

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

I switched from Rivals back over to Overwatch for a bit to try and get a new Reaper skin, and I’m reminded of why I hate this game. On a brutal 0-9 run where every team I’m matched with is just completely overmatched and run over. This never happens in Rivals.

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

I’m simply a man, standing in front of my $750 Cafe Pro espresso machine from @NinjaKitchen, begging it to at least one time over the course of a month to give me an exact measurement of 90ml for my Lungo shot 😬

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

Wow. What a show! @halsey dropped the mic…literally. (Sorry I laughed).

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

@halsey Anybody got a single for Yaamava tonight that's not $300+? HMU!

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen all 5 levels of the Del Mar Racetrack Grandstand sold out before, but it is tonight for @Zedd at the @SDFair. It’s going to be wild. Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!! 🎡🎢🎠🎶

[MattIRL @MattInRealLife]

And there's the Sonic Boom

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My @SouthwestAir flight from Tucson just pulled over during taxing for takeoff and announced we have a one hour “Air Traffic Control” delay. We’re just going to sit here on the tarmac for an hour and wait.

Flying in America in 2025 is wild….