Matthew Kamenitz

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

I’m not going to name names, but last night one of you left a flip flop in the hot tub filter. Please know there is a $1000 additional fee for clogging the filter plus a lifetime ban from the Airbnb hot tub.

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

I’m staying at an Airbnb with a hot tub that charges you $50 extra a day for them to make the hot tub hot, and I can’t stop thinking about this meme

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

Hi everyone, in an effort to recoup my costs, I’m renting out an Airbnb hot tub I’m staying at for $50 a night.

Please be advised there will also be a $750 cleaning fee in case of accidental water splashage and a $1500 breathing fee for your existence.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@Amtrak Why would anyone want to chase the sun with you when you have no air conditioning?!!!!!?

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

BRAND new Si Woo Kim story:

There’s a solid Korean bbq restaurant I always go to when I’m in Detroit. I text Si Woo, wanna grab dinner tonight at this place? He goes sure.

He searches the name of the restaurant on Google Maps, and without much thinking starts driving. But before it’s too late, he realizes that he’s about to go across the US border into Canada! There was a restaurant under the SAME NAME closer to him in Canada 😂

He doesn’t have a passport, just his wallet. He tries to turn back, but it’s already too late, it’s a one way and there are multiple signs telling him he can’t turn back.

He drives to the gate and talks to the officer. I’m driving to dinner with a friend, I came here by accident. The officer goes, ok don’t worry, happens all the time actually. But I can’t let you go back so you have to go across to Canada and then talk to the officers on the other side.

He drives across, waits in line for 45min. He finally gets to an officer and he tries to explain. He’s super nervous but tries to explain what happened. He points to his courtesy car and says I’m here for the golf tournament. This officer is not sure what to do so they drive the car to the side and calls another officer… then another… then another until 8!!! officers are surrounding his car and talking to him and each other. They check his cars for weapons, asks him if he has any drugs or weapons, stuff like that and they finally let him thru 😂😂😂.

Night ended with a nice kbbq dinner about 90 minutes later than we had originally planned.

Never a dull moment with Si Woo. Thanks for the content my guy

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@lubben_ron10867 @popeofficial_ @sumuch18 @Footballtweet Jinx

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@popeofficial_ @sumuch18 @Footballtweet We would have had Spain versus Argentina yesterday, and France versus England today

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Kylian Mbappé today in Dallas

[Prof K @Profoneur]

@BarryOnHere

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@Only1kai You should post the photographer’s name so nobody uses them again……

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@Ant_promaster @witty10 @FanDuel Because they performed the best in this sport, in this event.

I’m impressed how we did also, yesterday’s score doesn’t reflect how well we did this World Cup.

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@mrklin99 @Novig Wait so funny! I forgot they played because haaland was benched.. that game doesn’t count

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@mrklin99 @Novig You lost me, where is France?

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[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@DK_Assist Officially done with @DK_Assist @DKSports

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@chrisrosales111 @DK_Assist I’m not disagreeing with that!

[Matthew Kamenitz @MattKam2222]

@chrisrosales111 @DK_Assist Find a better picture, on your screen it says 0-0 still lol….

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

BREAKING:

The NBA has now traded Paul George for:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jaylen Brown
Domantas Sabonis
Victor Oladipo
Danilo Gallinari

And

7 1st round picks plus 4 pick swaps

Paul George is the Most Valuable Player in NBA history.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mexican fans are outside Ecuador’s team hotel trying to keep them up all night

It just means more