Matt Kerlin

ATX by way of ATL. I love live music, movies, comedy, and fitness. I like a good story.

[Alex @ContrarianAlex]

"Hey, Chuck. Where we sending Ken Paxton?"

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@hwbhatti Lemon

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@Lane_Kiffin

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@ChipotleTweets @caleb_downs2 @ChipotleTweets no one wants your bland burritos. @FREEBIRDS_WB is the superior burrito.

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@foofighters @mohawkaustin

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@GregAbbott_TX @GregAbbott_TX you are so lame.

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@hornsupluke @leftyrulz300 @TexasBaseball @BelyeuMax This is not statistically factual

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@SadCustomers @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp Not at similar price or in the location we originally booked back in January. @taylorswift13 is playing in New Orleans next weekend which complicates things further.

Still getting the runaround.

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.@Airbnb @AirbnbHelp My wife and I booked a place in New Orleans next week for our honeymoon and my wife’s birthday in January. We found out a week in advance that our host, a hospitality group, sold the house and we have no place to stay. This is unacceptable.

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@bchesky @jgebbia @AirbnbHelp

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. @bchesky @jgebbia we have been getting the run around for the past day and still don’t have a suitable resolution. This has been a very confusing and frustrating customer experience.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Senator Marco Rubio just admitted that any Trump Presidency would lean heavily into the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 plans. Retweet so every American sees this leaked clip

[Jessica Mason Pieklo @Hegemommy]

There's nothing serious about Trump and I can't believe the media treats him in any other way

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@mattgaetz @mattgaetz you are so weird

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@StephenGarcia Village Idiot, love that place.

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@dandakich You are a coward and an embarrassment to your family

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@danorlovsky7 @NFL Protect our Texas Tech Red Raiders

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@danorlovsky7 Buddy, protect our daughters, am I right?

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@Grandpa1Hawk @NicoleAuerbach lol everyone else is making a boatload of money but the actual product shouldn’t get in on that action?

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@seanhannity @seanhannity buddy you are a no talent ass clown. Your medium is dying