Matty Longden 🇬🇧

Not so Far right. But right so Far.

Proud Brittunculi.

#1984

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@PatsKam Just dont be ugly and you won't have to pile the make up on.

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@Lumichaoss A cheap menu doesn't make the food any better.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@honeyNonABG Yeah. Its so painful that you choose to do it multiple times..

LMAO GTFO.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@zarahussain999 @orlaminihane Whenever Labour are in power they destroy the economy. This is nothing new.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@vxylily Do the same as any good wife would do in the same situation.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@HunadiFlorah A god fearing soul that demeans ugly me.

Ok

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@daniyel_Liv Crazy to think not all women are whores.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

Local LLMs are the future.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Labour Government lay out plans for more BANS

Including:
- VPN's
- AI Chatbots
- Online Curfews

They want to be in your home, your life and have control of everything

These people are dangerous

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@TheAudacity_26 @FromN5_ Boring women will moan when a man doesnt ask them things.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@Empress_Brymex List 15 things that you offer and maybe not.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@itsnwts Nobody hates women more than other women.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@callingjasmine Most women also think divorce is a good idea. Until they end up depressed with cats.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@muheediva01 Most arent worth the free trial tbh.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@PatsKam Because you're good to look at, and thats about it.. A bit like eating cake. We knows its not good for us, but its worth the 5 minutes of pleasure.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@Portablestar @SimpPolice911 Gotta keep the cats happy.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@Portablestar @SimpPolice911 Girl maths.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@DemonFramed You dont ask for sex when you're married. Just slide it in when shes sleeping. 🤣

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@TinaPham040 Money doesnt age.

[Matty Longden 🇬🇧 @MattLongden1]

@carlyjohnson123 OF creation and downgraded mental health are relative.