Matt Luceen

chill and normal┊devops┊asi guy┊father┊election integrity CEO┊fully automated luxury communist┊ divorced┊sometimes hating┊always loving

[Matt Luceen @MattLuceen]

Once again I will throw my thoughts on United States election integrity into the wind on this app.

To be seen by no one.

[Matt Luceen @MattLuceen]

@upperupland Toy Story 6 is gonna be human society coming to terms with the fact that the toys are sentient. We live in a panopticon now so it’s only a matter of time until the lid gets blown off. Woody and his pals will have to escape from a government lab.

Rated R, starts Friday.

[U n i m a x x e r @unirespecter]

The Truman Show is one of my favorite films because it’s a rare encapsulation of the uniquely modern male experience of being treated like a freak for realizing the world around you is hollow and synthetic and exploits you. We must chase danger and despair, not shy away from it

[Matt Luceen @MattLuceen]

Toy Story 5 was actually really good, what the hell?

[j👀 @gellowmold]

How it feels to apply to jobs

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

if you can read this the simulation is canceled

[Matt Luceen @MattLuceen]

@adcock_brett

[Matt Luceen @MattLuceen]

@stepheniscowboy “That would be the almond extract.”

[AndrewG @AndrewGspeedrun]

Every job interview: Oh you arent an NPC? Ah, sorry we cant hire you because you are too human. It's way too authentic for us. Unfortunately we were looking for someone who isnt honest and can give canned responses to idiotic canned questions.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

My kink is when people admit I was right.

[Geoffrey @IconEnjoyer]

Don't touch women who hate their dad with a 10 foot pole

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

It's never okay to ask for help

[Connor Sewer @flargie]

@MorePerfectUS i hate private equity as much as the next guy but it would be hard to make pizza hut worse than it already is imo

[Flowers ☾ @flowersslop]

Your real life hasn’t even started yet. Everything before ASI will feel like a half-remembered tutorial dream with old physics and rules. The whole point was to live through the singularity so your true life can finally begin

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[🌻 @vishulore]

“i love you” stop another wholesome garnet and steven moment omg they are soo freaking cute 😭🤲

[LensSky @RFDLens]

@TerribleMaps

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Are yall meetin women at Barnes an Nobles or where at? #curious