Matt Roos

Aspiring inspiration.

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @mari1million They'd have a stroke if they saw Kevin love vs the sumo wrestler on sports science

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @DCAalltheway @EightRings_ @Motionless20 @getnickwright I knew you were gonna spin it to make it seem like you were right 🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @aricolonthree Washington 100%, SF very slightly yes, green bay and cinci I don't see

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@falco

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

AI will put us on the brink of destruction while Nerds is over here asking the question "what if we made candy too good?"

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@RumormillTroter @seanmalewicki @BrickCenter_ If taking umbrage with that hit is soft then taking umbrage with him "looming" is even softer

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @Hoopss Inventing new slurs because you wore out the old ones?

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @DonaldJTrumpJr Please, daddy trump is my father, call me baby trump.

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @taylor_vahey The lack of women is also probably largely explained by the existence of Radcliffe.

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@ConnorTwomey Surely if your tweets this season are to be believed then they owed you a couple.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my main thought on JD Vance is that he would be easily outsmarted by Bugs Bunny

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

If you’re not riding with the White Sox right now when they lost 121 games I don’t want you here next year when they only lose 115. 😤

[cecilily @cecililytweets]

i didn't know i needed cottagecore farmer dragonite until I saw cottagecore farmer dragonite

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

[pete @seegerism]

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌

ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

[Stephen Nedoroscik @GymnastSteve]

Elmo, the great thing about specializing in something is you get to decide. I think you’ll be a great specialist in anything you end up choosing!

[Matt Roos @MattMRooster]

@seanmalewicki @PhillyMaxey I thought he meant like what did he smoke to make his voice sound like that lmao not what has he accomplished to talk shit

[ClassicComics @ClassicComics3]

Devil Went Down to Georgia is fascinating to me because it’s so American. In any other culture it would be a cautionary tale of hubris and fooling with the demonic. But in America, Johnny actually is just better than the Devil. It’s so American