Masked Messerman

Software Developer, Improvisor, Knight of the @RolledTable, Dad. (he/him)

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

Hive: @messerman
Mastodon: @[email protected]
IG: @hapdrastic
TikTok: @hapdrastic
Discord: HapDrastic#0548

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@jim_desmond Don't you have anything better to do with your time than target this small percentage of people? This is bigotry, hatred, and discrimination, pure and simple. If you actually cared about safety, you'd make this about grouping based on capability and size, not sex and/or gender.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

Had a layover in Munich (@MUC_Airport), and apparently all the baggage handlers just walked off, so now we’re without the bulk of our luggage (with all our cold weather clothes) for some indeterminate amount of time. Unacceptable.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@akaTheOtherGuy If you get 1 million people to see it, you’d be a millionaire!

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

X? Ridiculous. Are they still called “tweets”, or are we calling them “extensions” or something? So dumb.

[Jeff Burns @SuperGeekedUp]

We have an all new Super Geeked Up ready for your eye and ear holes this fine Wednesday evening. We have @MattMesserman with us to talk about speedsters, Superhero Sound Effects, Transformers, & Super Chats! Join the LIVE chat & share in the fun! https://t.co/j7XShpzFOy

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

Autocorrect just changed “from teams and individuals” to “from trams and individuals”, and I’m just trying to figure out just exactly how much of a loner my phone thinks I am, that I would be more likely to say “trams” than “teams”. #IntrovertProblems

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@akaTheOtherGuy If you’re weird, I’m weird. That’s just plain rad. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@JessicaLBurbank No lie, the tweet right before I read this one was where I first noticed that. Also, you’re great, thanks

[Jeff Burns @SuperGeekedUp]

Happy Thursday! Only a few more days until Christmas, so we got this gift for you, just in time. An all new Super Geeked Up with podcaster @MattMesserman from Knights of the Rolled Table as we play some awesome, geeky, improv games & more! Have a watch! https://t.co/DK9KZQn3Jl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@MrTimeAttack @dublinalcoholic @MorePerfectUS You know what, you’re right, I don’t know you, and shouldn’t have snapped to judgement. I just assumed based on you attacking her and you being pro-Musk. But I still stand behind my stance on the phrase “virtue signaling” being used overwhelmingly by assholes.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@MrTimeAttack @dublinalcoholic @MorePerfectUS I’ve never seen the phrase “virtue signaling” used by anyone with any actual virtues. The trend continues.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@TrumpetStorm @GergelyOrosz @copyconstruct “Writing code doesn’t provide value” may be the dumbest thing I’ve read on the internet this month. I know what you meant, but…wow.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

One thing I’ll “miss” about Twitter is watching acquaintances slowly fall down the far-right pipeline until I have to block them. This is only possible because the app shows me their likes and RTs even after I ask it to stop. Stop being so gullible, guys (it’s always men).

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@itsginnydi Whatever the question, the answer is yes! #GreenIsMyFavoriteColor

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

Mastodon, Hive, whatever we pick, can someone just wake me up when we’ve settled on one thing?

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

Weird how literally every single promoted tweet that's showing up in my feed is either from Musk, himself, or someone defending him. Sure that's just a coincidence, though.

[Masked Messerman @MattMesserman]

@elonmusk Fire the CEO for gross incompetence