Matt

Smile on your brother

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[Matt @MattMill_]

@dril Not ur best

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

70 degrees next week. gonna feel like an early toyotathon

[Matt @MattMill_]

@BarstoolNate Do you still play drop7, did you ever break a millie?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me over ETs body after my friends and I air fry him

[RATCHET UNCHAINED @MrYGuy2]

This

[Tom Byrnes @Tbyrnes2]

@UncleChaps Facts, tough to classify what the Jags do as sports.

[Matt @MattMill_]

Craving fudge rounds

[New York Jets @nyjets]

nothing ~grater~ than cheese

repost & follow to win!! #GreenandWhiteSweepstakes Rules: https://t.co/96qewrE473

[Matt @MattMill_]

@runcarlinrun Somebody say cheese

[Matt @MattMill_]

ALABAMA, EATIN’ COLE SLAW

[Matt @MattMill_]

Listening to Home on repeat out of spite

[Matt @MattMill_]

There’s a sweet spot, maybe five minutes after a shower, where the boogers are ripe for picking

[damián @bloodmumble]

"babe please you re not a 1940s private investigator"
yo:

[katie @spongebobfan360]

pikachu we're visiting the pokemon graveyard why are you whipping and nae naeing bro that's disrespectful as shit

[Matt @MattMill_]

Bringing this hotness back to the TL, you’re welcome

[Matt @MattMill_]

Mr. Sandman… YANK on my beans

🎶🎶Bum bum bum 🎶🎶

Pull on my pud, un-til I scream

[Matt @MattMill_]

First we feast? Brother,, first we GOON

[ruby ˚✿˖ @FlVESTARCREST]

should i order doordash or should i hurt myself and others

[Matt @MattMill_]

Worlds colliding rn

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Got some Gabagool‼️🤌🏻🇮🇹 @vgdunkey