Matt McCann

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

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[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands I lived in Tipton and believe me, seeing a bag of artisinal pork crunch being peddled for 17 quid per bag would see an unprecedented outpouring of emotion in the Noah's Ark off Owen Street.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands It's not really a catchphrase but I sometimes sing 'It's Derek Bate-ee-eey', to the tune of 'Ms Dy-Na-Mi-Tee' by Ms Dynimate while I'm having a shit.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands Post mortems are fast becoming the VAR that is ruining shitposting for all the true supporters of the game.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

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[Jake Wallis Simons @JakeWSimons]

Farage has five houses, not all of which are declared on his register of interests.
Journalists knocked them to see who lived there.
That’s not “hounding”. That’s a free society.
Opportunistically framing journalism as abuse is a classic Trump move.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

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@riffraffhands

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@riffraffhands @MichaelCGlasper Hats off to the Guardian for not only finding an expert in the music festival insurance industry for this article on Kanye West and his previous Hitler comments, but managing to find one called Martin Goebbels https://t.co/RpvMEYm7bm

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@DickLaurent96 Has he got gold fillings?

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@MichaelCGlasper I accidentally scared some kids on a rope bridge in Kings Park on a Sunday morning because I threw up while I was on it, but I think that's not recommended as a tourist thing

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands Found this on my timeline from about ten years ago and I'm still at a loss as to why people find folk from Dudley hard to get on with.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@MichaelCGlasper Has anybody actually 'sunk' a pint since Men Behaving Badly finished?

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

"I've got this Nick Owen wearing a child's jumper contest wrapped up..."

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Me: sinking pints.
Reeves: sinking the economy.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands My cousin swears he's in the video for Neds 'Kill Your Television'. It was filmed at a gig in JBs in Dudley so I'm sure he's right but I don't rate it as a massive claim to fame.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@riffraffhands The flight actually lasts as long as one of the rounds and the music plays throughout.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@MichaelCGlasper The revered (in these circles) author @chrislepkowski has or is just about to release this one if you're after what I can guarantee will be an informed read. If included, any references to Pat Van Den Hauwe and my mom at a Birmingham City Christmas party are anecdotal.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@PGrundberge Bloody hell, I've only just managed vlookups in excel.

[Matt McCann @MattPMcCann76]

@HXValley "Yeah, I'm stuck on 7 down as well. Sphincter Ruptured by EU Autocrat (6,7)"