Matt Valenti

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Mad Max: Fury Road, but with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Philly fans after telling you how supportive they were of Markelle Fultz and the mental health of athletes

[Christina Warren @film_girl]

Go fuck yourself, Hawley.

[Actually Adam @schoetime1]

Oh no the law and order people don’t respect law and order once it slightly affected them. Who could have seen this coming

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

When PA turns blue in the middle of the night, but they haven’t officially called it

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

@EricTrump

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

@realDonaldTrump Stand back and stand by

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

@holliswang Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

They couldn't even stop doing police brutality at the police brutality protest.

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Relearning how to act in public after months of self-isolation

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Let all the self-driving cars loose

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

The feral hogs will rule Oklahoma two weeks from now

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Require all presidential candidates to appear on MTV Cribs

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Who needs a hearse when you have a fish tube

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

There should be a Horrible Bosses type movie, but for NBA owners

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Why don't presidential candidates have torches that get snuffed like on Survivor?

[Matt Valenti @MattRothSays]

Iron Fleet got the yips