Actually Adam

Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness monster.

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Serious question, has anyone ever seen a professional athlete sneeze during a game? That's really what separates them from normal people

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The people who check for beach tags in ocean city would have told on Anne Frank

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@LeoBoy729 @cj_wentz @JahlilOkafor @BenSimmons25 Ben is one of the greatest fishermen of our lifetime

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For the Knicks championship parade they’re gonna cover all the homeless people up with newspaper like when Julian threw up in big daddy

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My name is De’Aaron Fox and I play for the San Antonio Spurs. After tonight’s game I have to come clean.. I’ve been secretly running an underground sports betting ring and coordinating and sponsoring terrorists activities. Please arrest me @FBI @CIA @DHSgov

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Bridges with only 2 more points than Zhaire Smith. Good trade Brian Collangelo

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Jackson, Tyson, Tobias Harris…game 7

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i am patient zero of hantavirus and i have been mingling with large groups of people

my name is quentin grimes and i play for the philadelphia 76ers

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Who is VJ Edgecombe? For the blind, he is light. For the hungry, he is bread. For the sick, he is the cure. For the lonely, he is company. For the sad, he is joy. For the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For me, he is everything.

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Tatum the last 2 minutes

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.@tdgarden

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Adem Bona will have a game where he looks like Rudy Gobert and then 10 straight games where he looks like a make a wish kid

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@espn @DickieV hey ESPN why do you hate one of your biggest icons?

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All week the forecast said 1 inch of snow and now it’s up to 2 feet. The weather is trying to distract us from the Epstein files

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@PanasonicDX4500 I’m about to storm xfinity mobile arena and make January 6 look like a tea party

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@JoshReynolds24 I don’t think I’ve ever seen Embiid dunk an oop. I used to pray for times like this

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The world when Kevin Patullo is finally fired

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@harris_stavrou Thanasis looks like someone drew Giannis from memory

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@sixers

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Sixers every third quarter

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@NBAPR @NBA @NBAonNBC @NBAAllStar @NBCSportsPR The fix is just getting rid of the 3 point line for the all star game