Matt Rowan

Technical Producer of Breakfast with the Beatles/Failed Humorist/Professional bad Influence

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Just once I'd like someone to ask ME for feet pics.

[Crub @CrubTV]

By age 30 you need to start running.

This is a threat not a fitness suggestion.

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If you catch the flu while having sex does that make it an STD?

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@AmyElle @robbielowe @KISSFresh I have a single on kiss FM!? Wow

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@EddieGallagher @HighlightsNZ @Mjrowan I didn't know I was so good at hockey. This is exciting.

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Reminder: Kirk Fogg fucks.

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@SnakPak564674 I would not categorize it as positive.

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Well now I've heard a dance version of Stuck in the Middle With You by Steelers Wheel.

Can't take that back.

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Hey @RobScallon dis you driving around?

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Life hack: When at a wedding and Sweet Caroline comes on you can yell "white people" instead of the traditional bom bom bom.

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@ChipotleTweets what is this, a burrito for ants?

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Gatorade flavors and 2D Sonic zone names are interchangeable.

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God damn, Kirk Fogg can get it.

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@MatthewMcF I think the most recent tweet up to my own feed was over 2 years ago lol

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White people do be loving Dan Aykroyd.

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@DaveTechz @YouTube @MikeLunch1 @cantsignin @realmattrowan @JAMAICAN_4SKIN @sdeeng1990 @5teventhegreat @kdorcey83 @coralnteal Dude in the video insulting children is not me and he is a great big bag of dicks. Thanks for including me though.

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@hankgreen Only humpy Hank

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@hankgreen hi hank, as I lay in bed with Johnson & Johnson vaccine side effects, is there a correlation or relation between side effects and vaccine effectiveness?

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DINOS ON THE MOON!!!!
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@PodsDank is Gaga wearing kz's as in ear monitors during the US presidential inauguration?