Matt Scratchley

Real ale, real cider, real food, ECFC, Horse Racing, landscapes, National Parks

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@AndyRobsonTips Go get your refund on your Scotland shirt pal 🤣
#banter
Keep tipping

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So
Slow
England
Need a nap
Pass it back
Slow
Hold up the ball
Yawn

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Lovely stuff

#worldcup

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Absolute turd. So terrible. Why not drive into space instead of waiting for the fucking defender to come back every time.

Pass, move, space, drive.

#england #engpan #paneng

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England so far adopted the pass and move technique into a pass and stop.

So slow.

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Have we kicked off yet?

Crab passes sideways.
Cross.
Nothing.
Repeat.

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Possession.
Cross.
Nothing.
Possession.
Cross.
Nothing.
Possession.
Cross.
Nothing.

All in slow motion

#england #Ghana #England #worldcup

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Any update on #coumeenoule @DSkeltonRacing ? Looked awful. Fingers crossed.

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Its 20oC. Raining. Just literally had a 3 min stoppage. Why do we need a hydration (advert) break.

Fucking yanks. Fucking money.

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Tried to watch Argentina - Austria on the BBC yet every other sentance was about Messi.
😴😴😴

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@Veyseylaaa Could be worse. Andros Townsend on co-comms last night was dreadful trying to get the main commentary fella to suck his dick all game.

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@AndyRobsonTips Proper job bay. Paid for my bevvies tonight. Ansome.

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@henrywinter He doesnt the ball naturally going wide and crossing it in hoping for Kane to connect 482 times. He needs that center drive, which hopefully will come from Rice, Bellingham, Rogers etc. They need to trust ability. Watkins, Rashford, Saka etc can chase the ball in the channels.

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@Gary_Kilroy Mental that. Our local village pub is £4.20 for a local beer, £4.60 for national lager/cider and £4.85 for continental. The place is making profit and thriving.

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@AndyRobsonTips Must be in now

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@AndyRobsonTips 2 more, 20 mins.

I think.

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@baliji901 @mbs59er Dont look up what happened when they played Dallas Under 15s Boys then.

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@thearsfamily97 Hasn't been up to speed in 2 or 3 years unfortunately. Can't remember the last time I saw him get around the back by beating a defender or a quick 1-2 and bomb it into space.

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Where the heck does all the water come from in Dragonsreach/Whiterun?

#skyrim #whiterun #dragonsreach

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@WokChic Isn't that the point 🤣 You're paying the shop to cook, chill, store, slice, package, label, serve etc etc.