Matt in StL

I love most ppl.
I make jokes.
DO NOT FOLLOW ME.
I'm not responsible for your hurt feelings.

outgoing introvert.
Shelter Challenged.
$OldManMattSr

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

$OldManMattSr

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

I should post my cashapp and let the grifters compete for my story

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

Catholics...
The most progressive of all religions.
Petitioners challenge priest at Catholic church in Denver, alleging 'loss of psychological safety' https://t.co/meFoggl3zo via @denverpost

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

I call him T.W.O.
The White One
He sits, lays, and stays. He's only 11mos old.

Ppl call him marshmallow, Alpine and Cotton.

He's a puppy but he's incredibly well behaved for his age.

He's a very big dog even though he's a puppy

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

Someone save this dog. Please. He deserves a family and someone that reciprocates his love. He's the sweetest, kindest, most gentle and loving dog.
I don't want anything but for him to get the love he deserves. He is Great Pyrenees and neutered.

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

I am reluctant to post this because I know it'll be fixed after it's discovered but I cant help sharing things that help others so here:
If you search for videos that are found on YT on Google's AI search, you can watch videos AD free.
Maybe I'm the only one that cares about ads

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

Someone wanna send me a few dollars?

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

"motorbike"

When fuck heads ipen their mouths https://t.co/QO9uEDaNQM

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@BeardsonBeardly Double negatives... amirite? Lol

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@BeardsonBeardly Didn't see "better grammar than me"

Be better before expecting someone else...
"...if you're not...'no tattoos'"? So you want tattoos? "...'not'...'no face piercings '"? Soooo yes(?) on face piercings?

Dumb post but got what you wanted, feedback.

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

If you're like me, never forget to call 988 before you do anything drastic.

I am so grateful for the ppl on the other end. I can't imagine how hard it must be listening to all the reasons I wanna Ctrl+Alt+Del myself and still show up to work.

#heroes

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@RegionalTVCat What else

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

I can't figure out if I hate that I love him or love that I hate him.
@arishaffir

I'm going to do a break down of his special because it's probably the most I've laughed ever. I've lived to see delirious,raw, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor on the strip. This shit is this

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@SenSanders Lie

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@HotepJesus Why? America first. Every American loves Snoop in some kinda way.

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@brysongray If you're America first, you're in. Keep up

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@Henryhooddavis Update please! Lunch on me!

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@Henryhooddavis I'm worried about you. Let's go have lunch

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

Sucks being broke and alone

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

I never thought I'd be this alone

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@POTUS I feel sorry for you. You are being subjected to elder abuse

[Matt in StL @MattSenior8]

@elonmusk If we aren't careful, we will elect this tard prez

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@SenSanders Dumb take