Matt Shirley

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

Meet hate preacher Abu Qatada, AKA Osama Bin Laden's ambassador in Europe.

He invaded England on a fake passport and cost us £3m in benefits. We also spent a decade trying to extradite him to Jordan, where he was wanted for terrorism.

His defence barrister was Keir Starmer.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Only unbeaten side in the @premierleague, just saying

[Palace Report @PalaceReport]

💣 Guehi stays at Palace.

@AnfieldSector

[Matt Shirley @MattShirls]

@CPFC What a fucking team

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

Just think from today ….

Council Tax up
Energy Bills up
Water Bills Up
Car Tax up
BBC Licence fee up
Stamp Duty up

But POLITICIANS getting a PAYRISE

No this is not an April Fools, this is real life.

We are being SCAMMED BIG TIME by our own people.

[Adam Wharton @AdamWharton10]

Wembley awaits! Some performance from the boys. Palace fans wow, you were unbelievable! ❤️💙

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

See you there 🤌

#CPFC

[🐝🐝 @OSpin_Laden]

6 years ago this lady said it perfectly, still nothing has changed

[Matt Shirley @MattShirls]

@TPWNewsHQ @ed_aarons Get this done!

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

My country is calling me once again! I’ve fought for it once before and I WILL come back and serve it again! Standby standby…

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Jobe Bellingham is being targeted by Crystal Palace again this January, talkSPORT understands. 👀

The Eagles hold long-term interest in the 19-year old, who is valued at £20m by Sunderland. 💰

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Take a look at Eddie Nketiah's first day with the lads 😅

#CPFC

[Mikey 🏆🏆 @Mikey_CPFC]

Crystal Palace’s match day squad today cost £𝟏𝟒𝟗𝐦.

Chelsea’s match day squad today cost £𝟖𝟐𝟕.𝟐𝐦.

Their starting defenders alone cost more than our entire squad. 😂

[Cameron @Cameron78743045]

Rattled 🤣. #CPFC

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Welcome to Palace, Maxence Lacroix 👀

#CPFC

[🅹🅰🅺🅴 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👊 @StayHungryPT]

Funny how this didn’t receive the heavy handed approach… Or any handed approach 🙄 blatant.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Speak about the problems our country faces, stand up, speak out, just like @EddieHearn has.

He's not wrong.

[Matt Shirley @MattShirls]

@dapperlaughs Absolutely spot on 👏🏼👏🏼

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.