Matthew M

carpe diem

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@chipgaines @SuzyWelch JohnnySwim!!

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@ClarksonsFarm1 My professor told me in school that prostate cancer and cataract's is a trophy of living a long life.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

"Did you eat one of my grapes, is that why you're crying you son of a bitch, pathetic"
- Gary

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@elonmusk @CommunityNotes I also will block your ass... as I block all those who get communitynoted for posting bs

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@MiStormChasers "Currently there's no noteworthy space weather" https://t.co/aKo6PHndrc

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@mattvanswol When documenting vaccinations, the options within separate checkboxes are:

Race:
-White
-African American
-Asian
-Multi-racial
-Other
-Nat. Hawaiian, Pac Isl
-American Indian

Hispanic Origin:
-Hispanic
-Non-Hispanic
-Unknown

Thus a hispanic would be "White" "Hispanic"

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@tesla_na just let me know when the Premium AWD, Pearl White, 20" Helix, w/White Interior is financed under $700/month and Ill buy it

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

🐽: Look~👀

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@WallStreetApes ok... then show the gdamn chickens and not how to milk a cow

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@MaxVelocityWX An OMEGA BLOCK weekly would be nice

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@DJQbert your setup is making me hungry

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@SebastianAvenue I like the Whopper, f* the Big Mac

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@SpaceX @Starlink Live feed of the SpaceX engineers watching the pez dispenser

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

コウモリ達を逆さまに撮影してみたら、ナイトクラブにいるような錯覚に陥るのまだ面白い

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@jpegmafia ...and for my next song...

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

....We Didn’t Start the Fire... Billy Joel 1989.... anyone else listen to that?

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

Is it just me, or does anyone else wish Dave Matthews would keep his opinions to himself at concerts? We’re there for the music — an escape from the real world. Once he starts talking, that escape disappears and it ruins the whole experience. The world is shit... no shit....

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@WallStreetApes illegal to reheat food? you think they make that food? 🤣

[Matthew M @MattSumimasen]

@sciencegirl Yawn.... The video in the post is about 2 years old (from April 2024).