Theophilus

Purdue

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

Fox not dribbling the ball out

[Lauren @cabsav456]

The Thomas Massie primary is truly insane. We are looking at the most expensive U.S. House primary in history, with spending pushing toward $35 million.

Massie's opponent, Ed Gallrein, has raised just $2 million on his own. The rest of the money, over $14 million, is coming from outside Super PACs who desperately want Massie gone.

On top of that, Pete Hegseth is being deployed to Kentucky to campaign against him. Stephen Miller & Con Inc. have been on massive Twitter tirades attacking him. And there was a highly coordinated smear campaign of unfounded allegations launched this week by Con Inc. influencers.

When the establishment is willing to spend $35M+ and go to these lengths to take one man down, it really makes you wonder why.

Whether you like Massie or not, this election will determine whether or not we as voters actually have a voice anymore. If outside special-interest money can successfully buy a seat and sway an election like this, we have a serious, serious problem.

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

.@TomSteyer, candidate for Governor of California:

"I stand firm on my position on AIPAC. They're cheering on Trump and Netanyahu, they're attacking progressive Democrats every chance they get. We do not have the same interests. They remain a dark money organization that has pushed us very hard in the wrong direction and we should stop listening to them. They should not be part of this conversation. Every Democrat should say no to their money."

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Fuck me im gonna vote for this god damn billionaire

[Theophilus @MattTMThomas10]

@Cobymnun @noahpasaran Deadass same.

Did someone fanfic this exchange to be viral...? lmao

[Miles Kampf-Lassin @MilesKLassin]

In 17 seconds, Bernie Sanders just matched the 4th quarter scoring of the entire Orlando Magic team in last night's playoff game

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?”

HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.”

TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.”

HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.”

TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

The false flag for a ballroom thing would be less believable if a judge didn't just say they need a security justification to do it without Congressional approval and it wasn't the only thing Trump has talked about for months despite starting a whole ass war.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

i swear to god they actually did a false flag to justify the white house ballroom. not iran, THE BALLROOM lmao

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Nick Bryant @NickBryantNY]

How can satire compete with this?

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 “DEEP RUNS” ARE GOING VIRAL — PEOPLE ARE BREACHING SCIENTOLOGY CHURCHES AND FILMING HOW FAR THEY CAN GET

A new trend is blowing up online… and it’s getting more intense by the day.

They call them “deep runs.”

People run full speed straight into Scientology churches with cameras rolling, testing how far they can go before they’re stopped.

And one video just pushed it further than anyone expected.

People are now saying this might be the deepest run recorded so far.

What are they so quick to shut down the moment a camera shows up?

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

[See Red Fred @cbefred]

I’ve compiled a list of the greatest AKME failures. What did I miss?

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

Holy shit. Just…

[AB @AB84]

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Eazy @SpeakEZsports_]

I’d like to report a crime.