Pinishti

Forgive and you shall be forgiven.

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

@twix Very disappointed unwrapped my twix to find two bars from the left factory! Where can I go to obtain the right bar that was missing?

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

Just read 52 pages because the prof accidentally uploaded the whole article and forgot to tell us we were only supposed to read 3/52 pages!

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

My mom actually comes up with the craziest lies to get rid of telemarketers. I just overheard, "I don't read English I just speak." #Lies

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

@kobebryant we tried to put you on my brothers cake but your arms and a leg came off. Can you saw off some libs?

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

Guys talking at the gym, "yo that was my best kill!" ... This is such a messed up generation #LordHaveMercy

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

@CNNMoney @CNN @NBCNightlyNews where is the other 8%?! Not again guys

[onedude @onedude2]

Hey bud I heard swiffer is looking for a new mascot, you duster.

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

I say I live with no ragrets but that's a lie because today I forgot to roll up the rim. Moment of silence for all my dreams. @TimHortons

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

Somehow Amir will see this tweet and whatsapp me...and I still won't be able to see his twitter! #BellLetsTalk

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

New posters in my room are too sick! #DCComics #DCoverMarvel

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

Only 5 and a half hours until the final hobbit movie. #TheHobbit

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Shoutout to the guy in the Senators' annual Secret Santa club who's going to spend their afternoon trying to return a mustache trimmer.

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

#BoycottExodusMovie

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

Literally the first time I see this girl in class and she's asking 1000 questions and answering his rhetorical questions! #notcooldude

[Faces Magazine @facesottawa]

We have 54 tickets to give away to Sens/Wild game tomorrow: RT to enter, we'll announce winners at 3pm #wildwednesday

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

My prof remembered my name... I probably shouldn't be so happy about this but it's a win. Soon to be #BestFriends. #CriminalLaw

[Pinishti @MattTheodore19]

I just did an online quiz... The worst thing is I got a B instead of an A because I read one word wrong... And I knew the answer #ThisSucks