Matt Mayland-Harris

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Matt Mayland-Harris @MattTweedHarris]

Yoro needs to go to the reserves

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

These tube drivers are taking the piss now.

Automate it.

[Matt Mayland-Harris @MattTweedHarris]

United won’t score that many goals, so we’re going to beat them in the aggregate

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Happy with the Lammens signing.
I spoke about him on The Low Down last month, and I still think this is a data-driven move by INEOS.
• 5 penalties saved since the start of last season.
• Ranked 1st with 14.5 goals prevented (based on quality of shots faced).
• In the top 1% for saves, penalties saved, and goals prevented.

He’s still a young goalkeeper, not as ready-made as a Martínez or Donnarumma but considering the wages, fee, and overall package, I think it’s a very smart signing for Man Utd.

I can see him being are starting keeper.

[NO CONTEXT MEMES @BabuCultt18]

@FearedBuck A fan catches a ball and hands it to a young kid, and what happens next is unforgettable.

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

This football club is ending me.

[Matt Mayland-Harris @MattTweedHarris]

Please don’t let this be true

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨 | Manchester United are making a move to sign free agent Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

[@reluctantnicko]

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Women. Please stop doing this to yourselves.

[۟ @T_lcfc]

she thinks she’s Bafétimbi Gomis 😭😭😭

[Matt Stevens @MattStevns]

Hey @TfL. A man pictured below barged through a tube barrier at Canary Wharf jubilee line at 11:17 today.

He then proceeded to threaten me after I reminded him to buy a ticket.

Your staff sat and watched 👍👍

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

Incredible Japan 🇯🇵🧵

1. In a civilized nation like Japan, it is not uncommon during a rainstorm for wild animals to seek refuge alongside humans, sharing the same shelter in harmonious coexistence 💕

[Cam @TrickyRed96]

Fucking hell Garnacho didn’t fuck about did he.

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

“Fuck it, Gyokeres down there somewhere”

[Matt Mayland-Harris @MattTweedHarris]

Fucks sake, United are going to have to give Garnacho away for free at this rate

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Rayan Cherki to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place club to club after direct contact.

Cherki will sign five year deal as #MCFC player, OL to receive €35m package with add-ons as L’Équipé reports.

Documents being prepared in time for Club World Cup.

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

The new 25/26 season 3rd kit.

Ohh my days.

Take my money immediately.

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨THIS STAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 🤯

In 2024:

The Best - Vinicius Jr 🇧🇷
Ballon d’Or - Rodri 🇪🇸
UEFA Best Player - Vinicius Jr 🇧🇷
Golden Boot - Harry Kane 🏴
Club World Cup - Vini Jr 🇧🇷 (Real Madrid)
Community Shield - Haaland 🇳🇴 (Man City)
Premier League - Haaland 🇳🇴 (Man City)
Champions League - Vinicius Jr 🇧🇷 (Real Madrid)
PFA Young Player - Palmer 🏴
PFA Best Player - Phil Foden 🏴
Premier League Golden Boot - Haaland 🇳🇴
Puskas - Garnacho 🇦🇷

In 2008:

FIFA World Player - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
Ballon d’Or - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
UEFA Best Player - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
Golden Boot - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
Club World Cup - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 (Manchester United)
Community Shield - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 (Manchester United)
Premier League - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 (Manchester United)
Champions League - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 (Manchester United)
PFA Young Player - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
PFA Best Player - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
Premier League Golden Boot - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
Puskas - Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is, probably, the player with the best PRIME in football history. #MUFC

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Charley Hoffman. One of us.