Matt Undlin

farmer, rancher, fire chief

[Matt Undlin @MattUndlin33]

If you locked my 3 former employees together in a room each with a bowling ball. 1 ball would go missing, 1 bowling ball would be broken & 1 bowling ball would be pregnant and if you ask them nobody saw anything.

[Matt Undlin @MattUndlin33]

Which makes you more tired? Watching a federal reserve press conference or the masters on a Sunday afternoon. Kevin Warsh is going to be a great fed chairman. #timestamp

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

North Dakota is so windy…our toilet water has white caps.

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

2 cowboys see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence so the ND cowboy gets down off his horse & fucks the sheep.

He looks up at the SD cowboy & asks "do you want a go?"

SD cowboy replies "sure" & gets down off his horse,

Pulls his pants down & sticks his head in the fence.

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

Cops got called out to intersection north of town…report was 4 ND ranchers all pulled up to a 4 way intersection at the same time. Sounds like all 4 drivers were saying. Ope no you go indefinitely. HUGE traffic jam!!!

[Lansford Fire Dept.👨🏽‍🚒🪓 @LansfordFire]

If you accidentally start a fire then stop by your nearest fire station & drop a case of busch lattes & $250 off. We too are buying gas for $4.00 & are blowing budgets apart.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

For all who are complaining about the @SpaceX valuation for its IPO, it’s a free market. Don’t buy it.

For those who believe in future and @elonmusk , it’s a free market, buy it.

RT If you are going to invest

[Hot Mic with Dom Izzo @HotMicWDAY]

Live in studio this morning, @ElizabethBue addresses if she had any parents come up to her saying they were unhappy with her coaching style

[Matt Undlin @MattUndlin33]

@Nelson_NPlains @NDfarmer81 @AgDayTV @ClintonReports @AgNews

[Mayor of Thunderhill 🇷🇺 @Mullin_95]

If anyone’s looking for yard / business / shop / lake / house / basically any sign you can dream of.

Prices dependant on size up to 10x10 , full metal signs , CNC cut , sandblasted and powder coated.

Built right in small town Saskatchewan.

You’ve worked hard to grow your business to where it is , you deserve a sign that’ll last until you’re ready to retire or hand it off to the next generation.

If this is something that peaks your interest , or you’re looking for a quote. Shoot me a dm.

Start with an idea , or logo. And end up with a beautiful sign that’ll withstand whatever Mother Nature will throw at it.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

In Antler, North Dakota, farmer Randy Fyllesvold lost his life in a car crash, leaving his wife, Kharra, and their two sons with 1,400 acres of crops still in the field. Friends and neighbors quietly organized a volunteer harvest.

About 75 people from more than ten communities arrived with 12 combines, grain carts and trucks, and over the next couple of days they brought in all of Randy’s corn, soybeans and canola at no cost to the family.

[Luke Gamble @LukeGambleTV]

Bismarck State College is opening its new athletic facility today which seats 2,000 people and cost $40 million

They’ll host the Lions All-Star game as the first big game in July

We’ll give you a live look inside the new Bavendick Center at 5 & 6 on @KFYRTV

[Mary Kennedy @MaryCKenn]

My Monday story....I know it's Tuesday but I was traveling yesterday✈️

Spring Wheat Planting Slowed by Cold Soil and Wet Fields (Thanks for the picture @FarmerCJohnson )

https://t.co/7igo6VVGdk

[Matt Undlin @MattUndlin33]

One of my kids ask mom where she gets her money. I laugh & say from “Dad” (she is stay at home mom) well then where does dad gets his money? Mom mimics me and says “the government” the harassment I get for being a farmer!! 😂

[jaclyn wilson @FDGenetics]

Phenomenal….absolutely phenomenal @BenSasse

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just used a joke to perform an autopsy on the American economy.

Two economists go for a hike. They find a pile of shit. One pays the other $100 to eat it.

They keep walking. Find another pile. The second economist pays $100 back to eat that one.

They stop. Neither man gained a dollar. Both ate shit for nothing.

But on paper they just generated $200 in GDP.

Musk: “That basically would count as a job. This is to illustrate the absurdity of economics.”

That is not a punchline. That is the operating system of the federal government.

Every time a politician celebrates “record job creation” this is what they are describing. Not output. Not value. Not progress. Motion.

The entire bureaucratic machine exists to manufacture friction and then invoice for it.

Compliance layers built to justify the next compliance layer. Oversight committees that produce nothing but the need for more oversight. Consulting firms hired to audit the work of other consulting firms.

Trillions circulating through systems that have never produced a single thing you can hold in your hands. But the GDP number ticks up. So everyone applauds.

The shit gets eaten. The scoreboard moves. Nobody asks what actually got built.

This is why Washington treats AI like a five alarm fire.

AI does not play the friction game. It does not form a committee. It does not schedule a review. It does not file 400 pages of paperwork no one will ever read.

It just solves the problem.

And that is the one thing the machine cannot survive.

The government does not tax results. It taxes the process. The longer the process, the deeper the cut.

AI compresses a ten day workflow into seconds. There is nothing left to bill. Nothing left to tax. Nothing left to skim.

So they will spend the next decade warning you that AI threatens the economy.

What they will never say is what it actually threatens.

The illusion that activity equals progress.

The $200 economy where both men ate shit and called it a job.

The machines are not coming for your purpose.

They are coming to prove that half the economy never had one.

[Lance Selzler @LanceSelzler]

One of the most fantastic facilities I’ve watched BB in. The IYAF Sports Complex in Waukee, IA. Home of the All Iowa Attack Club. A modern facility with the charm and character of an early 20th century fieldhouse!