Matt Vuorela

I mostly just read what all of you have to say.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

For months, my 9-year old has been begging for a Trey Alexander jersey. Santa Claus came through. @TrickyTrey23 then had a career game. He is one happy kid. #GoJays #MerryChristmas

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@IamRobSimms In baseball, no pitcher will ever break Cy Young’s all-time WINS record. In basketball, no player will ever touch Alex O’Connell’s step on the out-of-bounds line record.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

My son just set a timer to 11:59pm and defiantly said he’s not going to bed until Trey Alexander decides. While he really wants @TrickyTrey23 at Creighton, he’s fully committed to begging for another Trey jersey - whether CU or the NBA. #GoJays

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

For months, my 9-year old has been begging for a Trey Alexander jersey. Santa Claus came through. @TrickyTrey23 then had a career game. He is one happy kid. #GoJays #MerryChristmas

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@jimmyfallon Caught my 11-year old daughter singing:

🎵 🎶 She’s a good girl. Loves her mama. Loves Cheez-Its. And America too. 🎶 🎵

#MisheardLyrics

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@KP_Omaha Can you “ground” your club on a frozen hazard? I’m guessing no. Nice double bogey. 😆

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@JaySkerzzz23 https://t.co/yPwGHi67iO

Santa’s elves made it for him. But you can also find it here.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

For months, my 9-year old has been begging for a Trey Alexander jersey. Santa Claus came through. @TrickyTrey23 then had a career game. He is one happy kid. #GoJays #MerryChristmas

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@TrickyTrey23 It’s gotta be pretty cool to be a college freshman and already be somebody’s favorite basketball player in the world. That’s you for my 12-year old daughter. (Sorry @Mitchbballin24, you’re now second place). 🤷‍♂️

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@PostTheOnion My memory was a little off on what letters were up there. Here’s the photo. Not as bad as I recall, but still pretty bad.

Evidence of my dumb self not winning $5,400 for all the world to see!! So painful!!

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@alexitskov @PostTheOnion @PatOnWheel M I N D __ __ __ R M A T T E R

I was on Wheel of Fortune 10 yrs ago. It was the speed round and I buzzed in & said “Mind Your Matter”. That’s totally not a saying. To this day, my “friends” make fun of me. I deserve it. All in good fun!

Ironically, it was Mind Over Matter

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@IamRobSimms Padding this stat today.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

#GoJays

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

So proud of Maddy. She had an injured right elbow that wasn't stopping her, "I can't shoot, but I want to play and make sure the other team's best player doesn't score" and true to her word, she LOCKED IT DOWN on defense. Fun weekend of basketball!

[Junior SkyHawks Basketball @JuniorSkyhawks]

Congratulations to Junior SkyHawks 6th Black for their runner up finish in the Gretna Basketball Association tournament this past weekend! Keep up the great work, girls! 💚🐦

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@IamRobSimms #FirstWorldProblems (You taught me how to use Twitter many years ago, so this response is technically your fault.)

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@ddmasker I’m going to go step on a bunch of LEGOS to make myself feel better after watching that ending.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@nortonbrian Somebody hasn’t had Applebee’s boneless wings.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@3YearLetterman I constructed bunkbed waterbeds for all my offensive linemen in college.

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

She checked her calendar and can make this work! Thanks so much. She also pointed out (and I'm not making this up): "I'll be 11-years old by then, which is how many three-pointers Mitch made against DePaul."

Again, thank you.

[Mitchell Ballock @Mitchbballin24]

I love it! Back at you! Maybe next year pregame or postgame you both can come down to hangout so she can return the favor and make my day, Lord willing

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

In case you are wondering whether you made my daughter’s day, you did!!

#GoJays
#LetItFly

[Mitchell Ballock @Mitchbballin24]

With all do respect to Mr. Slamberdunk, I think I should be that #4 spot... Other than that, that’s pretty good company to be apart of. Smart 10-year old 😏

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

10-year old daughter tonight: “Dad, want to know the Top 5 basketball players of all time?”

Me (intrigued): “Sure.”

1. LeBron
2. Michael Jordan
3. Kobe Bryant
4. Wilt Slamberdunk (I assume this was Chamberlain)
5. Mitch Ballock.

Congrats, @Mitchbballin24

#GoJays

[Matt Vuorela @MattVuorela]

@djho95 @lcknauf @VIVAmmc https://t.co/e7aBMYjCZ1

Speaking of REM, this is brilliant.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Donald Trump x REM - Losing My Civilians