Matt Calvey

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt If not, you end up in the penalty box of bees

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt Unwritten rule: if you score a hatty, you better be wearing a top hat the rest of the game

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt Penalty box is full of bees

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt Having a pulse: mandatory

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt Fights in the hotel before the game determine who starts with the puck

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@WolfOfWalnutSt Goalie contact is strongly encouraged

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

@userPeterParker I think he meant "Thanks Buddy Showdy"

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

"These are skinny jeans Matt! They make my ass look good."
-Mark Hand

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Started my day off in the wrong class #senioryear

[Total Cubs Move @TotalCubsMove]

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[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Cleaned poo off my dogs butt this morning 🐶 #welcomehome

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

Day 1: Retweet for a chance to win this autographed bat. #Letsgo #12daysofchristmas #Happyholidays #thisisfun!

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Shoutout to the fight at lamps tonight #ptown #fremd #college #turnup

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

I could have studied for 8 weeks for that test and still done just as good #life #college

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Time to learn 8 weeks worth of material in one night for a Friday morning test! #college #life #ThirstyThursday

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Maybe Schwarber shouldn't play LF?

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

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@Cubs #FlyTheW

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Wearing your dorm lanyard around your neck #ThatsSoFreshman

[Matt Calvey @Matt_Calvey]

Vice City got me like http://t.co/Az2zFoC2mV

[Sally Romanek @SallyRoman]

"Fuck boys. I just want to dance, its girls night out" -@dubminar