ethan

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series on November 2nd, 2016. Illinois State University alumni.

[ethan @somehowiteach]

that's me; everybody. https://t.co/F8NQ8KskpV

[Andrew Hartman @HartmanAndrew]

One of my students, a huge Cubs fan, informed me that if the Cubs win tonight he will not be in class tomorrow. Class starts at 2:00 pm.

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

this may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Phil Mickelson after a glass of wine when any female walks by

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

That’s enough. Someone order the Code Red. Sunday at Shinnecock cannot be Wyndham Clark cruising to a 72.

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

Nice to see a woman beating HIM for a change.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

she’s lying. i was there, when she saw the kid i saw her puff a cigar and say “get ‘em, boys” in a mid-atlantic accent

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Ever since the courts forced McSorley’s to start serving women in 1970, straight men have been trying to figure out how to build a bar no woman will ever set foot inside. And now it exists.

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

saying "we know who the sleeper cells are and have our eye on them" is so funny like you are violently arresting people for all sorts of shit and here you go "yea we know who the undercover terrorists are and we are going to just kinda watch them I guess"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

@tyleroakley democrats be like 6 7 is brat !!!!! and then commit the holocaust

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Minnesota is an open-carry state. The “they’re coming for our guns” people are now killing people for having guns

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

At least we don’t have to see Charlie Kirk’s idiotic take about this

[Niall Lyons @Betgolfworld]

Trump is now justifying the murder of a woman who committed a similar but lesser offence than Scottie Scheffler

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.

This means something to us.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Bitch you are in fucking office and everything is worse