BigManTinyDogz

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Sixers goals this offseason are either get LeBron 6 years too late, Jimmy Butler 5 years too late, Brandon Ingram 8 years too late or Paul George 14 years too late

Such a joke man

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Tyrese Maxey to Jalen Brunson in the fourth quarter:

[BigManTinyDogz @Matt_Convey]

@MikeMiss25 He's got a triple double, half a face and a bad leg... role players matter man.

[Ralph Amsden @ralphamsden]

Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.

[BigManTinyDogz @Matt_Convey]

@jackfrank_jjf Like, stop playing Tobias over Batum

[Sean Keane @seankeane]

Chris Paul finally figured out how to beat the Warriors in the playoffs.

[Geo @sixersgeo]

Watching Tobias Harris's dad give him a basketball for his 5th birthday

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Steelers/Bills postponed because of a few snowflakes on the field. Meanwhile a tv tower was stationed on the middle of the 18th green and we were told to deal with it. How times have changed.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Bill Belichick and Tom Brady on the beach in Cabo

[BigManTinyDogz @Matt_Convey]

@AlZeidenfeld

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@Eagles @JasonKelce years before the Brotherly Shove was an idea; there was @cj_wentz running QB sneaks at a rate of 36/38…the common denominator : KELCE. #FlyEaglesFly #BaldysBreakdowns

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Best Point Differential Against Teams Under .500

1 Cowboys (+199)
2 Bills (+89)
3 Lions (+73)
4 Dolphins (+66)

Best Point Differential Against Teams .500 or Better

1 Ravens (+112)
2 49ers (+65)
3 Eagles (+29)
...
22 Cowboys (-37)
23 Titans (-40)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A Draymond Green hoop mixtape of just dirty plays over the years is GOLD

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

Maybe my favorite play of the year so far

[BigManTinyDogz @Matt_Convey]

@AlZeidenfeld Was pulling for ya all afternoon- well done man

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

Jalen Carter ranks 2nd among all NFL interior defenders in pressures with 20.

He’s only behind Aaron Donald, who has 22.

Carter has played 85 fewer snaps than Donald.

#Eagles

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Everyone: BAN THE TUSH PUSH! ITS UNSTOPPABLE AND UNFAIR!

#Eagles: It’s called the Brotherly Shove.

Everyone: Fine, we’ll do it too and that’ll show the #NFL that they have to ban it because it’s cheating and works every time.

#Eagles: Go Birds.

Everyone:

[BigManTinyDogz @Matt_Convey]

@btoporek Bro, Embiid has no chance here... we should do him a solid and move him to OKC for a haul of 1sts and reset the window. Sucks