Sixers goals this offseason are either get LeBron 6 years too late, Jimmy Butler 5 years too late, Brandon Ingram 8 years too late or Paul George 14 years too late
Such a joke man
Steelers/Bills postponed because of a few snowflakes on the field. Meanwhile a tv tower was stationed on the middle of the 18th green and we were told to deal with it. How times have changed.
Best Point Differential Against Teams Under .500
1 Cowboys (+199)
2 Bills (+89)
3 Lions (+73)
4 Dolphins (+66)
Best Point Differential Against Teams .500 or Better
1 Ravens (+112)
2 49ers (+65)
3 Eagles (+29)
...
22 Cowboys (-37)
23 Titans (-40)
Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.
Here's a helpful guide I put together:
"Let me check with my team" = No
"Possibly" = No
"On my roadmap" = Not happening
"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year
"Disagree and commit" = I hate you
"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life
"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly
"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly
"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again
"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again
"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying
"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion
"Open up the kimono" = HR violation
"We use AI" = We don't use AI
"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning
"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please
Jalen Carter ranks 2nd among all NFL interior defenders in pressures with 20.
He’s only behind Aaron Donald, who has 22.
Carter has played 85 fewer snaps than Donald.
#Eagles
Everyone: BAN THE TUSH PUSH! ITS UNSTOPPABLE AND UNFAIR!
#Eagles: It’s called the Brotherly Shove.
Everyone: Fine, we’ll do it too and that’ll show the #NFL that they have to ban it because it’s cheating and works every time.
#Eagles: Go Birds.
Everyone: