Matt O'Neill

I'm a retired investor, living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential election, because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot.

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@ISeeFrants Why - the fuck - did you just do this to us?

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@cco354 @JoshOatmeal 46 for Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

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Wait, HOW Dickinson?

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@Jon_McGrath Noted. Not for nothing though, so is, "For the last time..."

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@ISeeFrants Oh daaaang! I never even noticed that!!!! It’s like awful!!! What’s up, Mr. Awful? Things going well today, or are they… awful?!?!

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@ISeeFrants

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@ISeeFrants

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@ISeeFrants

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The face recognition on my banking app just muttered, “This muthafucka eating pretzels again?!”

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@ISeeFrants Same. 100%.

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So happy for Aaron Judge.

PS - a belated congrats to the Red Sox for winning the 1986 American League World Series.

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@Jon_McGrath @foundersbrewing

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On the off chance someone was waiting for my hot take on egg salad: I am not a fan, but I would MUCH rather eat egg salad than watch someone else eat egg salad.

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NOT having Matthew and Gunnar Nelson singing the theme song to House of the Dragon feels like a major miss.

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@DuckMaillard Been thinking about this piping hot take for three days. A+.

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Okay, either everyone named Frank should be named Gary or everyone named Gary should be Frank. This is bullshit.

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Was about to clean the kitchen… then I realized I could just turn out the lights. #lifehack #problemsolving

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I did NOT keep up with the Kardashians… and that has made all the difference.

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@larryteng Seriously… The New Yorker in me wants to have words about it.

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There’s a woman in my office who ROUTINELY puts a whole bagel, uncut, into the toaster oven.

Question: Should I be calling the authorities or is this more of a citizen’s arrest/vigilante justice type scenario?