Matt Ouellet

Currently attending school in the middle of Toronto! Budding journalist and improv enthusiast! Love to throw shot put! 7.52m

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

I'll be live tweeting as Ryerson's Men's Hockey Team plays Queen's tonight over @RSJMattOuellet at 7:30.

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

Asking a woman to smile more seems objectively crazy. "Yo, I'd bet you'd be prettier if I could see all the exposed bone in your mouth."

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

#jrn112 Do you ever feel burnt out by Twitter?

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

#jrn112 For Alexsandra: How did you begin to develop your skill at writing about business?

[H. Michael Kre @howardkremer]

Live fast, die young, insects do it well

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

it's been 2 years and i still think @jondaly and @kingcyrusking's RHCP song is one of the funniest things ever made https://t.co/klk6TcDJ8n

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

@AltdotComedy What's the admission price?

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I'm sick of artists who work 4 free 4 years, build a fan base against insane odds, and then think it's ok to bring up issues they care about

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

@SarahFabius I'm guilty of this sometimes without realizing it. Go ahead and shut them up.

[Joel Buxton @JoelBuxton]

An old lady just pulled up in a car and asked, "Where's Famous Players?" and a guy said "Scotiabank" and the lady said thanks and drove off

[m @cupoflee]

@arishish @harikondabolu is this. is this what modern art is.

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

I resent people who call Trump "white"! His skin is a shade of orange which is not part of the natural color spectrum

#WhitesAgainstTrump

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

Because I don't have to apologize for all the school shooters, but Muslims have to apologize for every terrorist attack #WhitesAgainstTrump

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

I'm late to the party, but I don't think it will ever be too late to use #WhitesAgainstTrump

[Matt Ouellet @Matt_Ouellet]

@satellitehigh But dude, think of all those awesome euchre tweets you're going to miss. Is it really worth it?

[MAN PRODUCTS @man_products]

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