Man And Dog

Just some bloke, with a dog...

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

To the dickheads who stole a box from my car, it was full of copies of my new novel, #HRT - Husband Replacement Therapy. At least when you get arrested I can boast about my ‘captive audience.’

[richard glover @rgloveroz]

This time is such a moment for our country. We are doing so well and we should be proud. But do we want this to end without a vigorous Australian culture? OK, this is my partner’s tweet, but it’s a thread worth reading if you care about this place.

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

@LucyABeaumont @SarahMillican75 Be honest. You were talking to John, weren't you...

[The Lindsay McDowens Board Of Peace @doctormcdougall]

Anything anytime. RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

No. Just no. Such a lovely, wonderful, talented, generous, friendly human being. Absolutely devastated. Our heroes are dying from this thing. Please stay inside. Please stay safe. RIP Tim.

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

Oh yes. I'm a real sinner now!
#RickyGervais move over pal!

[Milanka J Sullivan @Artspeakcentral]

@Matt_Snape1 Eating the flesh of a helpless sacrificed #animal on #GoodFriday ✝️ = U deserve being hit by lightning -

"Know that they hated me before they hated you" - #Jesus
"Forgive them Father for they know not what they do" - #Jesus

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

Update. Here it is Sunday night and I have not yet been struck down. Looks like this particular God doesn't care as much as some people have been lead to believe...

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

Good Friday and enjoying a really nice lamb roast while watching Life of Brian. If I get struck by a lightning bolt tomorrow we may need to rethink a few things...

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

Everyone, of course, has a right to their opinion, but lets see if I am still alive this time tomorrow before betting the farm on that one, shall we?

[Milanka J Sullivan @Artspeakcentral]

@Matt_Snape1 Eating the flesh of a helpless sacrificed #animal on #GoodFriday ✝️ = U deserve being hit by lightning -

"Know that they hated me before they hated you" - #Jesus
"Forgive them Father for they know not what they do" - #Jesus

[steve solomons @stevesolomons]

@Matt_Snape1 Nah, as long it aint roast pork any lightning is just a co-incidence

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

In this time of fake news & lying leaders, finally there’s a cure for Rampant Dumbfuckery . Thank you George Clooney.

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

SO ANGRY about this dumbass 5G + Covid conspiracy theory. You‘re perfectly within your rights to be scientifically illiterate & gullible as a ham. But STOP PASSING SHIT AROUND. YOU DON’T HAVE SPECIAL INSIGHT. YOU’RE NOT A MAVERICK. YOU‘RE JUST ARROGANT & DIDN’T LISTEN IN SCHOOL.

[The Spence @adambspencer]

This is hilarious. Regardless of your position on the @abc - which I’d assume post bushfires was still vaguely positive - the fact that the figurehead of a church that has accumulated BILLIONS in assets while tax exempt still has an ideological whinge ... I mean #FFS @LyleShelton

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

Suddenly yoga doesn't seem like such a bad idea...

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

In #coronavirus stress leaving you tied up in knots? Then here is your perfect yoga workout to soothe frazzled nerves. #lockdown

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

@kmillerheidke He even looks like a Frankie Walnut...

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

@henningwehn Australian government is paying sole traders/self employed $750 a week for the next 6 months, back dated to March 1st...

[richard glover @rgloveroz]

The rules are so confusing! Maybe. Or we could all do exactly what we'd do if our aim was to flatten the curve, save our fellow Australians, and help our so brave doctors and nurses. Anyone else: you're a bum.

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Oh well this may be one of the best things I have ever seen.

[Man And Dog @Matt_Snape1]

@rgloveroz From dag to dill... is that a promotion?

Keep up the fine work Richard!

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Every comedian that ever mocked a Youtuber is about to do a massive about face.