Matt Turner

Team Leader for US stocks @business | Charts are my own, jokes are borrowed

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Might be time to dust this thing off…

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Citrini analyst #3

[wil @WillbBTC]

what's it like to be an oil & gas analyst these days ?

[AC @_ajca_]

I survived the bear market of 1:15 to 2:00 pm April 23, 2026

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Pour one out for all the correction and bear market templates that will never see the light of day

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

9% drawdown this year. 19% drawdown last year. Markets don’t care about your round numbers

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

How it feels to be an investor in 2026

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

OH MY GOODNESS 😱

UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE

#MarchMadness

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

You think the S&P 500 Index is too concentrated? Try going to another country for a while. The US is one of the *least* concentrated markets. Here's countries ranked by the % of market made up by top 10 biggest stocks, via @psarofagis in a banger note out today that is part of our ongoing 'Stop Overthinking Everything Because the Market Loves Punishing Midwits' theme..

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Women, children and Bloomberg keyboards first

[Elizabeth Pancotti @ENPancotti]

fire at the office but we saved the terminal

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Perfect day drinking weather next weekend

63 degrees with a 50% chance of snow

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Worth every dollar of capex

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Uploaded my floor plan to ChatGPT to see how to arrange my bed and wardrobe.

The result:

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

$ODD down over 50% after saying revenue will drop 30% this quarter because of “algorithm changes”

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

@_JoshSchafer A rounding error out of a stock up 1,600% in a year.. almost impressive how little it moved

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

We live in a world where Petco shares could go up 30% on this $WOOF

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

https://t.co/aOuv0PX8GW

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Gotta hand it to them, prediction markets really nailed this one

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Turns out letting people Klarna their DoorDash orders was a bad idea

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Apple's correlation to the Nasdaq 100 has plunged to the lowest in 20 years

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

When did Wendy’s start selling software?

[Lisa Abramowicz @lisaabramowicz1]

A former karaoke company recreated itself as an AI-fueled logistics company, unveiled a new platform & spurred huge market losses in the latest “scare trade.” @neubergerberman’s Joe Amato called AI-disruption fears a “heat-seeking missile” in search of its next sector to target.

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

“Plunge Protection Team”

[Dan Ives @DivesTech]

Great to always see my friend @Scaramucci in NYC talking tech stocks and this AI sell-off 🔥🏆🐂🎯🍿

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

The state of markets right now:

Algorhythm, the AI firm that is sinking logistics stocks today, used to be called The Singing Machine Company and sold karaoke products until 2024

[Matt Turner @Matt_Turnerr]

Christmas for boomers

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

Dow 50k