VAR: "Michael, having seen the replay, Trossard kicks the ball away to delay the restart. Unfortunately we have no choice but to show a second yellow card. Send him off."
[High Performance Podcast]
Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list?
Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents
Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate
Jake: *grinning* fucking hell
VAR 1: “Oh my god he’s kicked him in the head! F*ck me. Did you see that?”
VAR 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
VAR 1: “Someone should do something about that.”
VAR 2: “So true mate. Anyway, biscuit?”
Birmingham city centre is currently 40% just groups of men in bucket hats and Hawaiian shirts shouting “NO RUN” to each other in fake Australian accents
Man City are firmly on course for an historic treble.
Just shows you that anything can be achieved when you have a net spend of £2bn in 15 years, and break the Premier League's financial fair play rules around 100 times. What a fairytale.