Matt Brown

Dog Dad to Charli

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@SouthwestAir you ruined me and my fiancé’s wedding.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@Uber_Support Might miss my flight because you guys messed up a scheduled ride. Scheduled a ride for a 8:55am pick up and when I opened the app at 8:50 it said “No drivers are available”. Had to order again with an increased rate…

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@LADWP Any time estimate on the outage in 90016?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@sendback2putin @jaketapper Yeah, it’s common for cases that are granted certiorari to have draft opinions put together both before and after arguments. The drafts that come after arguments are then circulated before Robert’s assigns who is writing the court’s opinion.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

Eventually was told by a supervisor at AAA that they probably couldn’t get someone to me tonight and recommended getting a third party service…so tell me again what’s the point of my membership?

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@AAASafety I’ve been waiting for over an hour and a half and still no one has showed up. Your system updated that someone came and completed services but no one has showed up. Also the online system is not providing me any updates. I need help now!

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@AAACEODoney Still waiting for help to arrive…over 3 hours after putting in the initial request. Unsure if someone is coming to help.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@M_P_Smith Got a buddy in it. Said it shouldn’t disappoint on the homoerotic side of things

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

Could use some monies. @MatthewBrown93

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[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@Suns And yet you had Bridges take the final shot over CP or Booker? Made absolutely zero sense. Very bad play call. Had to crawl your way back only to lose like that….

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@CFBPlayoff Time to put Iowa in the top 4. Rankings should be 1. Alabama 2. Georgia 3. Iowa 4. Penn State

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@andybehrens Could use some lineup help this week. FLEX HPPR. Hollywood Brown, OBJ, or Tyler Boyd? Starting to lean Boyd now that Higgins is out.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@BRotoFantasy Could use some lineup help this week. FLEX HPPR. Hollywood Brown, OBJ, or Tyler Boyd? Starting to lean Boyd now that Higgins is out.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@CallRobCrawford @guccilibertaria @POTUS What SCOTUS case is that? Never once heard this.

[Matt Brown @MattachooBrown]

@Kre8rix1 @is_taxed @guccilibertaria @POTUS What, no. I said that the amendments are amendments (obviously) to the Constitution.