Matthew Ward

Artist, Humorist, Musician, General pain in the arse.

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

I love this site! https://t.co/Wu4YSXqDVL

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

@kylekinane Your special KILLED! Good work dude. Hopefully my Dr likes sandwiches.

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I just earned points in the D'Addario Players Circle! https://t.co/yLRsSjPUak

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Sunday Sept 25th! Come see my first headlining set at Catalina!

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This will be sick...

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Lil bugger is playing possum. He's so not dead... https://t.co/k6qE2h52It

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GIMME GIMME GIMME!!! https://t.co/hjuANYWqKW

[Trooper @IronMaidenBeer]

#TROOPER Red 'N' Black is NOW AVAILABLE online at @robbiesbrewery and will be on shelves at @Morrisons from Monday.

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

Get out and do the damn thing!

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Fractured. https://t.co/5S64dEuilB

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Gene and Gilda, together again. RIP Dr Frankenstein. #GeneWilder

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@Lesdoggg No one talks shit about failures... just keep that one and fuck the rest. You are a badass!

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

That Epi-pen bitch looks like an old mattress... like her face has bedbugs... #greedycunt

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

New Metallica = FUCK Kirk Hammet...

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

"These are bizarre dimensions of extraordinary power and beauty. There is no set rule to avoid being overwhelmed" - T. McKenna

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

@pinthevoid Great meeting you tonight. If you make it back this way, let's talk ink! Cheers!

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@SikthOfficial My new favorite shirt!!! #deathofadeadday

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

My new favorite shirt!!!! #sikth https://t.co/nTkGXxaDL9

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@SikthOfficial See you fine gentlemen soon! Can't fucking wait!!!! S I K T H ! ! !

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

Off it offends thee... pluck it out. #mattdoescomedy https://t.co/EWN4Oec3kN

[Matthew Ward @Mattdoescomedy]

I hope I can be funny tonight from behind my mask of rage springing forth from my fucking toothache...