Steve Marshall

Creator of Don't Behave Philosophy* national headliner comedy clubs*film director*Love vs Hate* ex Math Teacher* Cool Hand Steve- *

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The easiest way to #offend people - just be #happy

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@thedarshakrana Key question

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And Again

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Again

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@ksorbs Inciteful

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Hmmmmm
#stevemarshalldontbehavecomedy

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

According to Einstein, the past, the present, and the future exist simultaneously, and time is an illusion.

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One of the highest levels of math is when you get a feel for numbers

Numbers become musical notes which you can write mathematical music with.

Just as musical notes written on a page have meaning to a musician.

The same is True when you reach a certain level of mathematics

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Regardless of whether you do long or short division, the reason it is important to do math without a calculator is it will give you a feel for numbers

Keyword FEEL

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#TSA Lines Nonexistent
4PM LaGuardia AirPort Terminal B

@JetBlue @LaGuardia
#SteveMarshallDontBehaveComedy

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https://t.co/CLdCImDrIb

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4:11 PM No Lines LaGuardia JetBlue Terminal B

#LaGuardia #NYC #JetBlue #SteveMarshallDontBehaveComedy

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https://t.co/CLdCImDrIb

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https://t.co/CLdCImDrIb

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Regardless of whether you do long or short division, the reason it is important to do math without a calculator is it will give you a feel for numbers

Keyword FEEL

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

This is how i leaned.. teachers and the state are doing too much now a days

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Steve Marshall Comedy

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I repeat myself

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Hmmm

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Hmmm

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Colleges/universities have polished away passion and heart in humor - cerebral is not necessarily better or funnier - limiting nomenclature takes away from the rhythm and tempo necessary especially in stand up - the streets with lack of censorship allow one to play all the notes

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Hmmm

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Don’t behave logic “Most things are just the reverse of what people think - The higher you go the safer you are” #SpencerTracy #AGuyNamedJoe #TCMFF

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6 years ago

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In a world that separates people - my goal is to bring people together

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Began this 6 years ago

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@rockviolet thanks

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Thank you

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Hmmmm

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Again

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Again just like Bernie Madoff took his family down with him…

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Love this - Gaffigan loved this joke too

[Chris Faraone @Fara1]

I probably messed up a few words, which is a big deal since Steve taught me that standup is really acting. A true pro, I remember marveling at how he would have the same exact gestures at the same exact time night after night. Been a long time dude hope you are well.

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Love this post of mine

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My Brooklyn Ditmas JHS Yearbook Photo