Matt Rodriguez

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[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

The nice thing about kidnapping is the 24 hour head start you’re given before anyone can report what you’ve done

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

I understand the house always wins but this feels a bit excessive

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@Danimalish Brickma, Rookie of the Year

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

🥲

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

#WinForPigeon

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this conspiracy before

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@jon_greany There’s got to be something in Revelation that we can tie this to. Feels like having a meme coin increases your antichrist likelihood quotient by at least 13%.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

I really hope Barron Trump is the antichrist, I think that would be so fun

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

Activist investors

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

Okay okay calm the dick down we’ll be there this weekend for the love of god.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Red Lobster is reportedly considering filing for bankruptcy

via Bloomberg

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

I don’t respond to one promotional email and these crackpots threaten to shut the whole thing down

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@frankmikesmith Wow, the Mona Lisa of terrible design. Put it in the louvre

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Keep an eye out for the new Anta-Semitics.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@peterclowes So you took the red pill?!?!?

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@IlliniMBB @colehawk23 @brandonlieb12 @lukegoode10 @MelendezRamses @kxng_alpha Throwbacks are amazing (white script might be best uni in college basketball), current modern white and orange unis are so lame. They can’t be retired soon enough.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@SNYNets What a remarkable moron. Just grasping for words that might make him sound smart and hoping he says them in an order that could potentially be profound.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@SleeperHQ any idea when the basketball lineup bug will be fixed?

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@SleeperHQ Not really sure what problem “Lock-in” mode solves. I feel like I’ve seen so many requests for best ball, is this something we can expect soon? It would be so much better than what’s currently offered.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

Devastating news for the other Ohio State university that has silently been at war with THE Ohio State university over state school supremacy for years now

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

BREAKING: Ohio State has received a trademark for the word “THE” for use on clothing.

@JoshGerben reported first.

[Matt Rodriguez @MattfRod]

@KDTrey5 Swept god at it again