Jcow39

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[HowlingRH Productions Ltd. @browasright]

Notice how they're both fat faggots

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased $20 worth of vegetables.

I now have a $20 trade deficit with the grocery store.

They clearly ripped me off.

I will now cut off all trade with the grocery store and let my family starve in order to Make My Household Great Again.

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@littlelumikello @Arturmaks Yeah and he might declare a war with Japan tomorrow 🤣

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

I don't care about Lindsay Clancy's mental health.

Do you bitches think Jeffrey Dahmer didn't also have poor mental health? Ted Bundy? Every school shooter????

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Every serial killer in history has been mentally ill in some way, shape, or form. Doesn’t mean Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer were not guilty because of it. Same goes for Lindsay Clancy.

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

😂😂😂

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

Blaming hormones for murder is like men blaming testosterone for rape.

I said what I said.

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@Lionlovera_ Craziest shit I’ve ever seen in this app 🤣

[greg @greg16676935420]

Today’s the last day we all have to pretend to like soccer

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@piersmorgan You're not even the third best broadcaster in the world. Talking about third place is for losers lollll

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@Anc_Aesthetics @PubWanghaf Bro is the most dedicated hater I’ve ever seen 🤣

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@RedPandeezy @afcsohaib 😂😂

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

These headlines are both form today.

🇮🇱: Says
🇷🇺: Threatens

[Jcow39 @Matthew07716251]

@HRH_SHP @micah_erfan Imagine defending someone who murdered his own child