Welsh Cake Enjoyer

Welsh Nationalist
Democracy Enjoyer
French First Strike Appreciator

[Welsh Cake Enjoyer @Matthew34335382]

@supertanskiii "Homophobic human mudslide" as Mr Boyle described her as. Fitting epitaph

[hodgestick @hodge_stick]

This is an acceptable use of public money. In fact he can spend more if he likes.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widecombe argues the fiery depths of hell are nothing compared to the summer of 1976.

“People just got on with it back then” she told the Jeremy Vine show via Ouija board.

[Welsh Cake Enjoyer @Matthew34335382]

No Bank Holiday for St David's Day, but every time England gets close to winning a world cup this farce rears up.

[YouGov @YouGov]

Should there be a bank holiday in England if England win the World Cup?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 54% yes / 34% no
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 33% / 53%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 25% / 60%

18-24yr olds: 63% / 23%
25-49yr olds: 63% / 26%
50-64yr olds: 45% / 43%
65+yr olds: 28% / 57%

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

🚨CASSANDRA UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Cassandra from Doctor Who isn’t actually a bunch of skin on a rack. It’s a woman called Zoë Wanamaker who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widdecombe left shocked after discovering that hell is not full of gays but full of other people like her.

[Politics Wales @PoliticalWales]

"Welsh" Senedd ...is there another Senedd somewhere?

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[Welsh Cake Enjoyer @Matthew34335382]

@SkyNews Couldn't have happened to a nicer person

[Yassin 105 FM @Midnight_Dasher]

That’s right, little Chuddies. The original Fallout was a gay coming of age story all along. You leave your rich gated community to go out into the world, meet new people who change you for life, and then your own home rejects you for being too queer.

[Sven - sational Always @SvensationalGuy]

Me explaining the Clacton by- election to non Brits

[Welsh Cake Enjoyer @Matthew34335382]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Tourist

[Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OwsWills]

My thoughts are with Llantwit Major’s most famous tradesman today.

[Welsh Cake Enjoyer @Matthew34335382]

@TheBritLad Getting rattled by a guy with a bin on his head.

[/// 𝙰 𝙽 𝙾 𝙳 𝚈 𝙽 𝙴 /// ✇ @Vaporwave_07]

everyone who hates binface or finds him unfunny is a certified miserable twat there is nothing funnier than this guy tormenting the British political system while larping as a bin from another planet

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

When your customizable character is in a cutscene

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

have they all taken leave of their critical faculties?? he’s pretending to be a space lord with a bin on his head, how are you asking him questions about transparency and believing you should still be taken seriously. good lord.

[Joseph Gellman - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joseph_gellman]

Count Binface won’t stand in Clacton

Count Binface won’t be second favourite in Clacton

—-> you are here

Count Binface won’t win Clacton

The Binface Party won’t win the 2029 general election

Prime Minister Binface won’t be able to nationalise Adele

[GorgeousFireMonkey @monkey22409]

@PolitlcsUK Count Binface taking off his mask to enter Parliament

[Nic Millar @NJM71]

I'm no longer sure the outrage over the triple lock is even about the triple lock itself. It's sounding more and more like outrage that someone has the audacity to suggest "taking something away" from pensioners. Winter fuel was a prime example, the govt shouldn't have caved in.