Cabbage Le Dough

Rise up fellow cabbages!!!!

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If MLB were to do an all-time baseball draft, who goes first overall? Barry Bonds? Shohei Ohtani? Ted Williams? Babe Ruth? All valid, but my money is on Achilles. Extreme pullside power. Cannons for arms. And the statcast page. I haven't seen that much red since the fall of Troy.

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@LockoutPlzStart That's what I figured lol

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Did you guys actually think the Phillies would lose a game? Hahahahah no. I wager we'll never see that happen again in our lifetime.

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@johnsaponaro Great depth option. Could have Soto DH, or move Ewing to second (which feels like a sin I know), gives us flexibility against lefties as well.

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@NoMoreWilpons I'm gonna have to go into my timeline bunker when the Orioles come to Citi in September, it's going to be downright awful.

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@mariahthestan He's getting traded for a bullpen arm and mediocre 3rd base and catching prospects in the off-season.

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One more day before I am officially bound by the Swift Accords to never again listen to her magnum opus 22. If only Taylor could make a new version called 23 for us old heads teehee

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@PeterPiperReady You think this is bad? Wait tell Pete returns to Citi or when the Orioles make the playoffs with a 78-84 record. It's gonna be scenes

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@RossInBergen To be fair to Benge in this instance, he would lead in basically all categories if he was just being compared to JJ.

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@GoldyKnocks Honestly he doesn't need to run if he hits a homer.

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@mldiffley Not seeing enough Scottie Pippin respect here in the comments. Dude is so underrated!

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@searlebaseball Honestly based

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@MLBNerds Asking for a friend. What is the difference between 2024 and 2022? Why does Ohtani beat 2022 Judge, but not 2024 Judge? It just doesn't seem to make sense idk

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@shan_4rt Dat Moment

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We are so fricking cooked

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Met's Potential Path to Playoffs.

Final Record 85-77.

Would need Phillies to go 17-20 or Padres to go 18-18.

(27-7)

CWS 3-0
MIL 2-1
HOU 2-1
TB 2-1
SF 3-0
MIA 2-1
NYY 3-0
BAL 2-1
PHI 3-1
TEX 3-0
WSH 2-1

#lgm

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@bigdog44K @TheMetMan1 That's fair, but if we go on this fabled miracle run, and win 28 of 34. It doesn't matter if the Nats, the Reds, or even the Marlins play 500 ball, we will dust them in the standings. The only teams that I think matter if we're talking playoffs are PHI, SD, MIA, and ARI.

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@FishTariffs @DanBartels2 Hoping, but I think the Phillies and Padres finish with at least 86 wins barring them taking a step back with their remaining games.

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@mightbemarxist @DanBartels2 Do you think they grab it from the Phillies or the Padres?

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