Matthew Paul Balman

South-West boy & rugby fan. Trained at Exeter College and has worked in catering since. Gidleigh Park & Lower Slaughter Manor to name a few.

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@_Huss_ @SwearingSport @oscarmatthews 😂😂😂

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@DragSwagcast Thought it was just mine!

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

Catching @fredsirieix1 ‘s new show, Fred’s Last Resort. Love seeing hospitality at the forefront! 👏

[Exeter College @ExeterCollege]

Exceptional Exeter College maintains “Outstanding”

🤩 We are delighted to share the news that after a full Ofsted inspection in December, we have been awarded the highest possible grading of Outstanding and the top skills grade - the first college in the country to get both!

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@StagecoachSW it would be ace if the screens inside the busses around exe would tell you the upcoming stops rather than just nonsense letters/numbers and the word “poll”.

[The White Horse Pub @TheWhiteHorsePu]

Ok we’re live on Kickstarter to try & raise £200k in a week to open @TheWhiteHorseCh
I messed up with equity crowdfunding so this is plan B!
All I ask is that you RT this message so as many people find out about our project as possible. Thank you everyone
https://t.co/F9fTNOTylw

[Troy Hawke @TroyHawke]

👋GREETERS GUILD👋 ‘Welcome to Training Camp!’ @ManCity #troyhawke #greetersguild #justiceforjan

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

UK cigar smokers, if you’re looking for-
•a monthly London meet up and/or zoom call
•a different cigar each month always under £20
•a friendly community where you can ask those questions or split a box

Check out the clubs website (link in bio) we’d love to have you onboard!

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@richardosman Did you buy her 2 bagels and a scalextric?

[Nathifa J @Nathifa_J]

A list of places where children can eat for free during the Easter holidays for anyone who might need this

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

In the capital and free on Saturday between 2-6pm? Come and join us down on the Southbank while we smoke a Trident Military Cigar with the founders of the company! We have a couple of spots left so message me ASAP! Please RT #londoncigarsmokers #cigarsmoker #ukcigarsmokers

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

Link in bio to join in the Cigar Club LDN fun! 🎉

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@KatlHop Oooh, I’ll take a look. Cheers

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

Streaming white noise for the little one from my iPhone via Spotify to Sonos. Anyone know if you can lock that off and stop adjusting the volume etc when also using your phone? I put in headphones and the sound comes to me and stops playing there. Thanks in advance guys

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

@_Huss_ That’s a shout! Cheers pal

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

The website is live 🎬

Link in bio 🔗

Enjoy ☺️💨 https://t.co/SxzEEqbqWj

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

The clubs website is now live!

How to become a member, blog posts, info on the club and much more.

https://t.co/sR2keGLsNm

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

🔥 We’ve made it 🔥

🎈 🎉 100 ACTIVE MEMBERS 🎉 🎈

So why the picture?
When the club was growing, I promised myself I’ll get a @lesfineslames knife when the club got to 100!

So here we are! Quick shipping? No, I actually bought it in the Black Fri… https://t.co/ALGMgcasq1

[CigarClubLDN @Cigar_Club_LDN]

How many cigars… 🤩 😮 !?

Literally only a handful left though! Members, let me know ASAP if you want one. https://t.co/6ncYvfGqjP

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

I know everyone is “under it” at the moment, but I’ve called and pleaded with you to help me and gotten the same “no update” response. She even paid for a next day postage envelope when she sent it. The fact it’s taken so long is dreadful and no one is taking ownership to fix.

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

How can it take over a week to get your own passport returned from @DVLAgovuk after an “emergency request form” has be filled out? Wife needs to travel back home 🇪🇸 to deal with a family bereavement and you still haven’t posted it! I’m sure it’s COVID’s fault … DMs ignored too.

[Matthew Paul Balman @MatthewBalman]

You don’t answer the phones, I’ve had to go through options to say “I have a problem with my trailer” and ask to get transferred to driving licensing. If I choose the option for driving licenses, it doesn’t even ring!

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