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[Keir @thefeniangmbno]

Obviously the pints you fucking idiot

[MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @MatthewBegg]

Yeah sure man whatever

[Muhmmed Project𓂆 🇵🇸 @ProjectMuhmmed]

My dear brother Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely 🤍🎂

For your birthday, we wanted to give you something from our hearts. So we decided to paint our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.

The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction—a birthday gift from the people whose lives you have touched. Here, your voice has helped bring water to thirsty children, bread to hungry families, and meals to people exhausted by hunger.

The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.

When the children see your portrait, we want them to know: “This is Eyup—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring us water and bread.”

On your birthday, we hope you can feel some of the warmth you have brought into our lives. Behind every distribution you helped make possible are families who may never have met you, but who have felt your kindness in something as real as a meal shared with their children.

You helped the world see and hear us.
You stood beside our young team.
And you gave others a reason to stand beside us too.

From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: happy birthday, brother. May the year ahead bring you kindness, friendship, and many reasons to smile.

Please accept this mural as a small gift of love from Gaza. Your impact will remain in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day. 🤍🇵🇸

If you would like to celebrate Eyup’s birthday with us, help continue the work he has supported. Every donation helps us bring more water, bread, and meals to families in Gaza.

Support Project Muhammed directly:

https://t.co/3XNk966DjQ

[MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @MatthewBegg]

@bigjuange Truly one of the great total nutters of our time

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

I met Cilla Black once - she was in a western Massachusetts lesbian bar and refused to mask. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

Great to join with Jimmy, better known as @MrBeast, to highlight efforts to provide school meals to 100 million more children worldwide by 2030.

School meals are among the best investments we can ever make.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

29 Fenuary

[Elgin City F.C. @ElginCityFC]

With the sad news of the passing of Dolly Parton,

Clach have paid an immediate tribute by playing “Islands in the Stream”

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

Big fat party animal chungoid, Chris Farley blob archetype, loves to say stuff like "let's get weird," or "do epic shit" and get very drunk, or maybe he's Sober (capital S) now and into skating. Dresses like a kid, always with a neon fanny pack or ironic shirt that says "slut." Hot dog wearing sunglasses tattoo. Speaks in Diablo Cody quirkball "homeskillet" dialogue. Got a real kick out of "Boaty McBoatface" and listens to Babymetal, the cute Japanese girl metal act ("Dude, they actually really shred!") Always pulling goofy Jim Carrey faces. Carries around a chihuahua for some reason (Big guy, tiny dog, classic). Not funny, but "fun." Great with kids. Not afraid to say the f word, but god help you if you don't Respect Women. Decent f-ing human.

There's a certain type of foid that can't resist this garbage. I have found this type of guy needs to be loved by everyone constantly or gets depressed and mean, and this craving gets more pronounced with age.

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Fong @WindUpWounded]

Seems fair enough really

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

my Instagram is full of the white dreadlocks man asking me to go to Appalachia so he can he can grab on me and asking me what’s the worst that could happen

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

first watch #holyshit

[Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) @dropkick_murray]

It's Always Sunny, Mac sideplot

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

have you enjoyed your mandatory romesh televisual experience today citizen

[No matter, Maurence. @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭😭😭

https://t.co/7f1aJnXaEZ

[MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @MatthewBegg]

DR Congo will beat England but...

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The UK has recorded its first suspected case of Ebola in over a decade at a hospital in Glasgow

[MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @MatthewBegg]

Welcome to the black (and tan) parade

[Lauren Effect Kid🎱✨ @SoulPunkStan]

To anyone from outside of Glasgow going to MCR at the weekend: if you happen to see 'a parade'/marching band happening in the city on Sat - please be aware, it is NOT a parade!

The Orange Walk actually carries a LOT of unpleasant politics/history here so it's best not to engage

[MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @MatthewBegg]

@eff_hey Yes