Matthew Champkin

Former Milky Bar Kid, currently middle aged father of two with lactose intolerance and fear of cowboys.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[Stuart Macintosh @stueymaco]

"The mother-in-law is a lovely woman. A big woman. When she bends over, she can block out a motorhome parked on a driveway."

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Via https://t.co/ZzfdxVOAW8

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

The legendary Gary Mabbutt is continuing to check in on our elderly fans with regular phone calls on their birthdays. Today he’s made his 20,000 call in the last six years.

Incredible work, Mabbsy 🤍

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Happy Birthday Gazza!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

wear the trench coat over a suit but stand far away from the wedding, ideally under a tree while smoking a cigarette. when people spot you, turn away and get into a black car and then drive away

[Ron @Ronhotspur]

KINSKY 😭❤️❤️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

well done william

[Tom @tomb337]

Thought it’d be a little colder with it being -4 down on the south coast

[Matthew Champkin @MatthewChampkin]

Could have. Tuchel is a grammar snob.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Ben Burkinshaw ⚔ @sufcben]

Whichever boro employee spotted that spy should be leading team out at Wembley

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

🔜

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy

[Paddy 🇮🇪🇪🇸 @hartnett1977]

Pepa pigs pink and white army

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Tottenham since signing Peppa Pig