Matty C. 

just an ape with big dreams

[Matty C.  @MatthewCondon42]

Yo my toothpaste has been on 1% for like a month

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

We’ve all been pronouncing Bijan Robinson’s name wrong.

[Ron @_hezronii]

A girl can casually just say something and you already know you're not going to date or marry her.

[your sweet 666 @anakin0010110]

How it feels to be 26

[Matty C.  @MatthewCondon42]

It do

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

being bricked up probably feels so good

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

a song ever been so good you just restart that mf right in the middle

[Matty C.  @MatthewCondon42]

Hell yeah

[omar @DripArab]

“don’t get attached”

me:

[leo 🦭 @borzboii]

#grower

[🌶️ @chillidrysauce]

twitter is like a smoking area for people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

NOBODY IS MORE STRESSED THAN A 25-35 YEARS OLD MAN THINKING HE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

[omar @DripArab]

"send me the picture we took last night"

the picture:

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[chance @chanceposts]

you look so good I wanna buy you a sandwich that costs $14 without a side then buy you a side to go with it too