Matthew Dickens

He/Him · Freelance bookkeeper · Podcast co-host · Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts · Grammar and punctuation police · Assume all comments are sarcastic

[Matthew Dickens @MatthewDickens]

@Ronniffer Thank you for your feedback. However, if we’re being honest, I probably texted some to you because I knew that they’d make you jealous.

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We had a lot of fun seeing all the new stuff at California Adventure since the last time we were here, but our feet are killing us. Tomorrow, we do Disneyland! #disney #californiaadventure #disneyland

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@CNN As an accountant, I can confirm that two million dimes is $200,000.

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@joncoopertweets As an accountant, I can confirm that they are called financial statements.

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Today, I learned that “preventive” and “preventative” are both correct and mean the same thing. #TIL #grammar https://t.co/6BtlZGnQ2k

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@lucyloveadame Omg you’re out of control

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@lucyloveadame Euphoria is still on my “to watch someday” list.

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@lucyloveadame Omg Donna’s last episode wrecked me

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Omg!

[Obsidian @obsdmd]

Obsidian Canvas is here!

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I haven’t played around with it yet, but Apple’s new Freeform app seems like it could be a useful D&D tool. #dnd #ttrpg #freeform https://t.co/N2s4rRkTl2

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Yes, please.

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🚨 Spoiler: All 10 things are basically “be more clean.”

https://t.co/sgdO2ZZmuB

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@lucyloveadame I really want the new game. Jealous.

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I’m sitting here, eating my turkey and getting buzzed on cheap sangria, thinking about all I have for which to be thankful—a partner who constantly supports and motivates me, a family that enjoys each other’s company, and friends who make me laugh and laugh at me.

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@adamtotscomix Are you even an artist if you don’t have a stapler?

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@Dreamy_Dice Those are really pretty 😍

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@RuneFable Omg those are pretty 😍

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@bobcesca_go If you thought the first one was bad, sequels are usually worse.

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Young Frankenstein the musical! I’m so excited!

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Wait. The Crown is based on real people?