Matthew Clay

I am an actor and filmmaker. I left my heart in Philly and split for the coast, LA, where I live and work.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

@HudacsComplex @SnakeKicker @Enezator @Blackneto_ @NikolasHolmes Only because you refused to discuss any subject that wasn't in your wheelhouse.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

The greatest marketing achievement of all time was when someone convinced the world that Jingle Bells was really a Christmas song.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

@Handlebar_TV @PrimeVideo Although I'm pretty sure they'll get out since Richard Attenborough is an expert at making security fences useless.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

@Handlebar_TV @PrimeVideo This movie makes being a POW look like a awesome game of capture the flag.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

All I'm saying is I've never seen Paul Rudd and Mike Birbiglia in the same room at the same time.

[Brian Westbrook @36westbrook]

The New Villanova Hall of Famer Brett Gordon sent this old school clip to me. Look familiar?

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Oh, just makin some fettuccine alfredo and listening to @Horny4Horror What are YOU doing?

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

@NBCSSixers My desk in LOS ANGELES is a one-man 76ers party #the process

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

@CaseyJHempel Great job on @moviecrypt! Really nice to hear from another person of faith who loves making movies. Keep it up! It's worth it

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

A short film I made about 1933, two very different men, and a grave decision. Enjoy https://t.co/PBUU6zCfkT

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Like films? Don't have a lot of time? This one is short! Have a smile, on me. "My Forte" Use Headphones! https://t.co/F4vHBm2DQQ

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Capital punishment is necessary for the worst-of-the-worst. Like people who spit their gum in waterfree urinals.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

I'll see you in a few hours, LA. I hope that X Wing is still chillin on Hollywood Blvd! (no I don't)

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

I'm not bi-lingual, but I'm curious.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Flying is a normal activity for humans. Think about that. I said think about it... *wags fist*

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

"I would like 4 chicken nuggets." "Are you sure you don't want 10?" "...what is in your food that you offer 150% increases?"

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

The only reason I don't own slippers is that I don't want to have to hide the fact that I own slippers.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

"I'm going to Kinko's" does NOT mean I'm going to a clown-themed strip club. Definitely probably not.

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Him, squinting at me: "Your face has the look of perpetual dissatisfaction." Me: "Is that all?"

[Matthew Clay @MatthewEClay]

Apparently I'm the only person in Hollywood who owns an umbrella. Siiingin in the raaain