Tyler Quirk

Jedi Master. Nigerian Prince. Herald of Galactus. 00 Agent. Humanoid Cylon. Time Lord. Compulsive Liar.

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@RhettReese More like a "farce" kick, amirite? 😅

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

Hannah giving @elonmusk a run for his money. Shoot for the stars 🌟

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

There are two types of people in the world: Those who always clear the remaining time left on a microwave, and monsters.

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@markshampton @ElSassyPants Your love is now verified on Twitter. $8 please. (Early congrats btw!)

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@rddj623 Hey, YOU held MY hand...

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@PokemonGoApp OK @NianticLabs , now that you've decided to do something really stupid, offer remote raid passes as rewards for scans.

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@ElSassyPants Happy New Year!

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

The best part of this #winterstorm is all the people throwing boiling water into the air only to have it burn them before it evaporates.

[Overdroid overdroid.bsky.social @overdroid]

Five goooolden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens,Two turtledoves,
But they were all of them deceived, for another gift was made, in the pear tree, the dark lord Sauron forged a master partridge to control the others…

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

New Twitter CEO announced.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Steven Spielberg says he regrets the negative impact that Jaws has had on sharks, but remains deafeningly silent on the continued persecution of velociraptors.

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

Did the whole world just collectively forget Game of Thrones exists because @JeremyClarkson referenced it?

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

Nothing will change, but you have to be able to voice discontent with a vote.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

'California needs to do a better job': San Bernardino County will study seceding after voters' OK https://t.co/Wg6INPFejU

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

Greatly enjoyed watching the new Dirty Jobs episodes. Great content so far, and Zack really took a spicy one for the team! Well done @mikeroweworks, welcome back

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@rddj623 @notlittleredlo Love Hades. My go to game to just pick up and play, especially while traveling.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Whoever stole my anti depressants.

I hope you’re happy now.

[Tyler Quirk @TylerRoonie]

@UnSaxon51 Seems more often then not with games these days. Let the populace do the bug testing.