Matthew Gellert

Ad guy. Nervous channeler of the random. I look sketchy because my parents are sticks of charcoal. Views expressed are my own.

[Matthew Gellert @MatthewGellert]

Finally won the @midnight game! Now, I can go to sleep. FOREVER! (Or maybe like 5 hours)

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

It is hard to believe that all these fireworks are for me! They ARE for me, right? Right?

[Matthew Gellert @MatthewGellert]

@UNTUCKit I keep getting ads for a $4.99 sale for your stuff. Gotta be fake, right?

[Matthew Gellert @MatthewGellert]

Dachshunds are spring-loaded. #Fact #dachshunds

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@UnionSquareKids That's okay. I do not have to be the ABSOLUTE GREATEST, MOST TALENTED, SMARTEST, INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING, SHINING STAR of every single book. Just most books.

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@bn_classwork I am HAPPY to let Cher Ami take the spotlight today. A true pigeon among pigeons. Tomorrow will be all about me again.

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@WoolwichPigeon Out of curiosity, are Pigeons allowed to drive the famous Double-decker buses in England? I would like to do that!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

To celebrate Pigeon Appreciation Day, in lieu of flowers, please consider donating permission for me to drive the bus! #PigeonAppreciationDay

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@codepted I was more than happy to help! Plus, it is ALWAYS a pleasure to chat with Gerald and Piggie!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@codepted @Rockies This was such a blast! Next time, we should take a bus to the ball-game and I should drive!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

Baseball game hot dog, is it really you? I haven't heard from you in FOREVERRRRRRR! 🌭❤️

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

Pigeon Appreciation Day tomorrow! Dress code: Feathers.

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

Not me telling @Lin_Manuel to let me play a bus driver in #HAMILTON! 😆 @codepted @SusanaCDenver @TatteredCover

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

Well, I worked REALLY hard today too...can I get a MILLION hot dogs? 😁

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@JenSkeggs WOW! Addison is quite the artist! Do you think she can make one of me...A POTATO PIGEON??

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@EyeintheskyGla @ScottishEPA @NERCscience @EUEnvironment @RSPBGlasgow @birdsofpreywb @Nature @NatureBiotech @GlasgowWEToday @Glasgow_Live @AMAZlNGNATURE HEY! You have found my friends Siobhan and Lachlan! Tell them I said hello and that they look great!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

I REALLY SHOULD be riding a roller coaster right now.

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

This is not complicated. I want to drive it.

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

I really, really, really love making THE PIGEON EXPLAINS!
Do you any of you FEATHERTASTIC teachers love watching it? Let me know with a reply!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@TheFigen_ A pigeon would know better!

[The Pigeon @The_Pigeon]

@jennivanrees @BlueJays I AM ALSO EXCITED! This is going to be the best thing to EVER happen to any sort of bird in Yankee Stadium EVER!