Matthew Denney

Investment Manager/Origination at LCM - all forms of dispute finance. Anything with an engine, preferably Italian. Amateur wine taster. All opinions personal.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@sewateruk 8th day…zero water. Zero apology. Zero communication. Zero updates. Zero admission. And guess what - chance of being paid for this quarter? Zero.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

Communication as good as water supplies. Incandescent - as others are - but who actually cares? Not the people that matter.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

So @sewateruk taken me 45 minutes to find a loo I can use. 2 in the house blocked as can’t flush. Over a week of no water. No washing, no clean dishes, no clean children. No communication No words to find.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

Actually there are, but decency stops me. At least my payments to you are in line with the water service

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@FeeJayJay @DaveHintonwater It’s ok - they’ve put bottled water stations out, helpful to flush toilets, shower and wash up with. Absolute disgrace. TN2 is now a third world postcode.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@RyszWidelski @ThePollitt Hi, is it an auto? Looking for diesel auto Xantia (saloon) for my father if anyone knows one

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@SofaRacer @JordanRand10

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@DavidBurgess73 Obviously… but I should probably find my who’s who quote first. Although I’ll just make it up instead. “Best funder in the business, by a mile”…. ;)

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

But I haven’t commented on LCMs position for funding in #Legal500 (Band 2 in 2 years) or my personal write up in LawDragon or Who’s Who. But then I’m just too modest #humblebrag

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

Been a while since last on here. But I did a thing today. And I’m rather excited. Sorry lawyers, car content. But I suppose it’s sort of a #humblebrag so will donate #lotus #emira

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@BenRigbyJourno Buy a sticky toffee pudding and some vanilla ice cream. Place kiwi fruit in the bin.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@TamiyaUK lockdown project no.1 done. Slightly different colour scheme but happy with result #tamiya #avante #blackspecial

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@PauloPhillips Ha, no...pick mine up on Saturday! But a manual - has to be!

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

So, @HSBC_UK you’ve outdone yourselves. Completion day, monies expected in yesterday. Nothing. Technical glitch. I look forward to reclaiming all my associated costs from you in due course. Absolute joke.

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@PauloPhillips @HSBC_UK @WhichMoney @MartinSLewis We’ve have formal offer for over 3 months. All we are waiting on is any engagement from legal team. There will be formal complaints. Also heard from agents that sellers are not accepting offers if mortgage from HSBC

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

Thinking of taking out an @HSBC_UK mortgage. Don’t. They are the most shambolic, uninterested unhelpful bunch imaginable. The rates are low but then so is the service. Been trying to exchange for over a month. Legal team non existent. #hsbc #mortgages @WhichMoney @MartinSLewis

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@harrismonkey @JamesGu51208828 @Carpervert Nope...42 going on 10 also. Now just to start on it! Though painting it the original blue #bluespecial

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

When you miss @TheDelaunayRest you replicate it...just missing the sauce. Sorry, jus. Was rather good. But can’t wait to go back!

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

@PauloPhillips @collectingcars_ Oh dear god. And I thought my Tamiya Avante purchase was extravagant for isolation...but this...must not click link...

[Matthew Denney @MatthewJDenney]

Been waiting 25 years for this... #bigkid #isolationgoals #tamiya